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[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

Sorry kids for having you so late mommy was busy going out to dinner all the time…mommy was obsessed with having small plates with her friends

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

How serious I am about not being a babymama

[shay᭡.ִֶָ𓂃 @yappingbambix]

at the end of the day a golden retriever is still a DOG.

[Felon Degeneres @_alyssssssac]

EIGHTY FIVE????????

[meez. @abortedamyadams]

running a very strict program till june

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppleinthedark]

How it feels to be out of the loop

[Aaron 🩵 @ABeardedHero]

getting ready to make history

[alo🩷 @alondravsilva]

#NewProfilePic

[manuel @manwelllb_]

the amount of calories I’ve consumed these past few days ain’t funny fr

[Aye Yo B @BeSmoove7]

Today is not Friday, but it is Friday

[average lady @girlcloudnine]

Oh ok, noted :)

[pauline @vampireprada]

what do you mean there is only one week left of november????

[Marilyn @dietcokegirI]

Can’t wake up on time for work to save my life

[♀ emma 𖦹 @radfemma]

men can rape a woman so brutally she needs her tampon surgically removed & then get engaged, have kids, & continue to live in the limelight as if nothing happened. terrible men love to begin a “spiritual journey” after a lifetime of evil. fooling only the lowliest idiots

[gigi 击̸ ieroween @wolfinmyhouse]

what yall know about this

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

how the unemployment days flashbacks play in your head the moment you get a job

[disgraced congressman @jon4hry4n]

gonna let my hair air dry real quick and then we can go just give me like 7-10 hours