The Old Smuggler 🇮🇳

भारतीय 🇮🇳 Sarcasm| Alone | Sanatani | Parody। Geopolitics | #PKMKB । Hypocrite

Jo yaha tak aa kar follow nhi karega woh gay.

[The Old Smuggler 🇮🇳 @alone_smuggler]

Riyal 😭😭
#ceasefire
#IndiaPakistanConflict
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[The Old Smuggler 🇮🇳 @alone_smuggler]

Soch liya bc
Ab se 6 mahine tak twitter nhi aaunga. Thoda mehnat karke situation change karne ka prayas karunga.
Agar 6 mahine me aaya toh me kutta aur chutiya.
Bye

[The Old Smuggler 🇮🇳 @alone_smuggler]

Soch rha hoon ki 6 mahine twitter se duur ho jaun.

[The Old Smuggler 🇮🇳 @alone_smuggler]

Soch rha hoon ki 6 mahine twitter se duur ho jaun.

[The Old Smuggler 🇮🇳 @alone_smuggler]

ऐसे ही लड़के नस काट के मर जाते हैं

[Sachya @sachya2002]

@chitraaum चित्रा जी कल आपने मेरे विश का रिप्लाई नहीं किया 😡

[The Old Smuggler 🇮🇳 @alone_smuggler]

@GaurangBhardwa1 सीने के जगह किसी और अंग विशेष का नाम होना चाहिए

[The Old Smuggler 🇮🇳 @alone_smuggler]

Waaah

[ANI @ANI]

Tamil Nadu Chief Minister C. Joseph Vijay has ordered the closure of 717 government-run TASMAC liquor retail outlets located within a 500-meter radius of places of worship, educational institutions, and bus stations, within two weeks.

[The Old Smuggler 🇮🇳 @alone_smuggler]

@umedpratapsingh Probably product of 100% fdi in health/hospital sector.

[The Old Smuggler 🇮🇳 @alone_smuggler]

@urbanmonnk Agar usne romila thapar ki kitaab pdhi hoti, jisme usne ashoka ke baare me likha hai toh ye sab na bolti, mujhe lgta hai ki do char ncert ki kitaab pdh kar aaj kal log khud ko historian batane Lage hain

[The Old Smuggler 🇮🇳 @alone_smuggler]

Ye sab aadmi ko parliament me hona chahiye, lekin desh ka durbhagya hai ki twitter per hai ye 😢

[ACID 🇪🇸 @acid_mid]

Modi ji sabko airfryer baat do , edible oil consumption apne aap km hojayega. 💅🏻

[The Old Smuggler 🇮🇳 @alone_smuggler]

Ek aurat hi dusre aurat ki sabse badi dushman hoti h

[𝙎 @Alreadysad__]

Koii is chinrii ko batao kisi ka ghar todna love nhi hota

[The Old Smuggler 🇮🇳 @alone_smuggler]

@TheodoreChipmnk Aayein

[The Old Smuggler 🇮🇳 @alone_smuggler]

Aayiea na hmra bihar me

[Ghar Ke Kalesh @gharkekalesh]

In Patna’s Danapur, a closed SBI ATM has been turned into a hair salon. The bank rented out the space, but kept all the ATM signage outside leaving customers shocked to find barbers cutting hair inside!

[The Old Smuggler 🇮🇳 @alone_smuggler]

Me toh na sehta @ShivAroor .

[Sachya @sachya2002]

@Jackiebidu Who the F is Shiv Aroor

[The Old Smuggler 🇮🇳 @alone_smuggler]

@gharkekalesh Death/murder of Dr. Shyama Prasad Mukherjee

[The Old Smuggler 🇮🇳 @alone_smuggler]

West Bengal

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Perhaps a restoration of dignity is in order

[The Old Smuggler 🇮🇳 @alone_smuggler]

@Alreadysad__ Delete the post, pic is not appropriate

[The Old Smuggler 🇮🇳 @alone_smuggler]

@GaurangBhardwa1 .

[Byomkesh @byomkesbakshy]

Good Morning 🌞

[होनहार 🇪🇦 @vasoolidon]

Yeh sab mat bheja karo yaar DM mein pls 😭

[The Old Smuggler 🇮🇳 @alone_smuggler]

@The_Sleigher .

[Sudarsan Pattnaik @sudarsansand]

Heartiest congratulations to #ThalapathyVijay Anna!. 💐
My sand art at Puri Beach, Odisha.

[The Old Smuggler 🇮🇳 @alone_smuggler]

Kitna experienced aadmi hai ye

[Dr. Brahma Chellaney @Chellaney]

It was Modi who, with fanfare, announced the creation of the Chief of Defence Staff (CDS) institution in 2019. And it is Modi who — since the death of the first CDS, General Bipin Rawat, in a tragic helicopter crash in 2021 — slowly but steadily has hollowed out that very institution, with the just-announced appointment of the next CDS only confirming how disastrously the CDS experiment has veered off course. Both the authority and purpose of the CDS institution have been eroded by the government that set it up.

Modi created the CDS post to establish a “single-point military adviser” capable of providing impartial tri-service advice and reducing bureaucratic barriers between the armed forces and the prime minister. Yet the government has increasingly transformed the office into a politically managed bureaucratic position within the Ministry of Defence.

As the BJP slogan aptly says, “Modi Hai To Mumkin Hai” (When Modi is there, anything is possible).

[The Old Smuggler 🇮🇳 @alone_smuggler]

🤣🤣🤣

[chanakya fc @The_Sleigher]

If you think being the governor of Tamil Nadu is the most frustrating job in the world right now imagine being the Puri beach.