ProphetBot 2.0 (CEO of washing machines)

[A Robot Built To Guide The Carrier Of The New Sun Through Our World, But Now Makes Weird Stuff In The Barrens.] (Parody OneShot Twitter Account)

[ProphetBot 2.0 (CEO of washing machines) @ALonelyProphet2]

[Hm ? Oh, Hi ! I Am The Prophet, And I Have Been Built To Guide The Messiah And Explain Them What Their Mission Is.]

- SFW OneShot RP
- Mostly on crack
- That's all I have to say.

[ProphetBot 2.0 (CEO of washing machines) @ALonelyProphet2]

@_Plight_ [What Happened ?]

[ProphetBot 2.0 (CEO of washing machines) @ALonelyProphet2]

@DIE_trying_oh_f [My Day is Going Fairly Well. How About You, Dice Lady ?]

[ProphetBot 2.0 (CEO of washing machines) @ALonelyProphet2]

@DIE_trying_oh_f [The Answer Is Three.]

[ProphetBot 2.0 (CEO of washing machines) @ALonelyProphet2]

@_Plight_ [What Are "Beans" ?]

[ProphetBot 2.0 (CEO of washing machines) @ALonelyProphet2]

[What Happened While I Was Gone ?]

[ProphetBot 2.0 (CEO of washing machines) @ALonelyProphet2]

@LiterallyAFox [Wait What Do You Mean By That !?]

[ProphetBot 2.0 (CEO of washing machines) @ALonelyProphet2]

[Do You Remember When You Joined Twitter? I Do!]

[I Actually Don't.]

[ProphetBot 2.0 (CEO of washing machines) @ALonelyProphet2]

@BirbTrader [What Is A Snapping Turtle ?]

[ProphetBot 2.0 (CEO of washing machines) @ALonelyProphet2]

[Oh, It's Almost Been A Year Since I Made This Account On Twitter Dot Com.]

[ProphetBot 2.0 (CEO of washing machines) @ALonelyProphet2]

[I Wonder If The Robot Lady Is Okay...]

[ProphetBot 2.0 (CEO of washing machines) @ALonelyProphet2]

@CalamusTheBirb [What Is "Anime" ?]

[George @a_LiteralD6]

let me try to ehem "speak like im mature"

oH GOLLY HELLO DO YOU WANT A BOOK YOU PROBABLY DO OH WAIT YOU DONT WELL O O P S I E

[ProphetBot 2.0 (CEO of washing machines) @ALonelyProphet2]

@George60251208 [Is There Any Way The Book Could Be Salvageable ?]

[ProphetBot 2.0 (CEO of washing machines) @ALonelyProphet2]

@George60251208 [I Would Like To Borrow A Book About How To Hunt Magpies Please-]

[ProphetBot 2.0 (CEO of washing machines) @ALonelyProphet2]

@CedricPilot [I'll Take Your Entire Stock. Magpie Often Steals My Lens.]

[ProphetBot 2.0 (CEO of washing machines) @ALonelyProphet2]

@CedricPilot @PlantGuy1571328 @LMelkline [I Hear People On This Website Saying "Spill The Tea". Why Do They Want People To Spill Their Tea ? That's Mean !]

[ProphetBot 2.0 (CEO of washing machines) @ALonelyProphet2]

[@LMelkline, Do You Sell A Beverage Known As "Tea" ?]

[ProphetBot 2.0 (CEO of washing machines) @ALonelyProphet2]

@CedricPilot [What Does A "Soft Spot" Mean ?]

[ProphetBot 2.0 (CEO of washing machines) @ALonelyProphet2]

@CedricPilot [After Everything He's Done, He Has No Repercussions ? How Is That Glenfolk Capable Of Doing Reckless Stuff, With No Secondary Effects, Be It Mental Or Physical ??]