Isreal Alonge

[Isreal Alonge @alonge_isreal]

@zeliqisALONE06 @jesus_boi50629 Lol 😂

[Hector Frisbie © @HLFrisbie]

El Negocio y el Futbol

Si la expulsión y la ausencia de Messi por 2 partidos provocara que Argentina quedara eliminada en la fase de grupos, las pérdidas macroeconómicas para la FIFA, los patrocinadores y las cadenas de televisión escalarían fácilmente por encima de los $150 millones de dólares.

La jugada contra Aïssa Mandi dejó claro el enorme riesgo de la acción, y confirmada por la posterior queja formal. Desde el punto de vista estrictamente financiero y organizativo, el hecho de que el VAR no interviniera le evitó un dolor de cabeza multimillonario a la FIFA y a los socios comerciales del torneo.

[Blake @tweetsesko]

🚨 “FIFA Aren’t Beating the Allegations” Neville on Messi Incident:

🗣️"I thought Messi was fortunate there. For me, that challenge was worthy of a red card, and I was genuinely surprised he didn't even receive a booking. It's moments like this that fuel the perception that FIFA treats Messi differently. If that had been Cristiano Ronaldo making the same foul, I think the officials would've had no hesitation in sending him off. Whether that's fair or not, those are the allegations people will keep talking about."

[Isreal Alonge @alonge_isreal]

@OlalekanAdewol8 Lekan is that you?🙄

[Isreal Alonge @alonge_isreal]

@Xcellent70 The assist must be from Bruno ooo 😤

[Isreal Alonge @alonge_isreal]

@farman4x The answer is 3

[Isreal Alonge @alonge_isreal]

@Xcellent70 insha'Allah 🤲
In Jesus name 🙏
By the power of the gods 🤲🙏

[Isreal Alonge @alonge_isreal]

@LegacySiu Di Maria

[Isreal Alonge @alonge_isreal]

@zillionokoye Link please

[Isreal Alonge @alonge_isreal]

@MrCharlesky I am interested 🤲

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

In 2023,
These are the results of the presidential election results in imo state:
Atiku - about 30,000
Tinubu- about 66,000
Obi- about 350,000.

Today this satanic APC is allocating about 582,000 votes to Tinubu in a primary. This 582,000 votes is MORE THAN ALL the votes cast in the 2023 presidential elections in Imo. Think about that. Just see how crazy it is.

When I told you APC is just magically manufacturing numbers in their primaries, some of you think we just hate Tinubu. But no problem.

If the opposition don’t challenge these numbers now, these are the numbers they will use to rig massively and rig criminally in 2027.

Go write this down. You will say I said so.

[Isreal Alonge @alonge_isreal]

@Manu_Sisti 30

[Faithfulness Okom @AttorneyF_]

If you are part of a religion that is as volatile and has this many lunatics within it, and you’re convinced it’s the truth, then you have an obligation to constantly speak out against them.

When pastors go rogue, Christians are usually the first to publicly criticize and rebuke them. But when Islamic leaders say things like this, too often it’s crickets from Muslims.

[Lemon @Lemonbryz]

🚨🎙️ Roy Keane on Kai Havertz tackle on Burnley’s Lesley Ugochukwu

“It’s the inconsistency that drives me mad. Week in, week out we see these challenges and nobody knows what a red card is anymore. Studs up, over the ball, from behind — that’s a leg-breaker. In my day that’s a straight red and you’re lucky if you don’t get a ban on top of it. But VAR has another look and says ‘nah, only a yellow’. What are they watching? The referee bottles it, VAR bottles it, and once again it’s Arsenal who get the benefit of the doubt. Shocking. The standard of officiating in this league is gone. Absolutely gone.”

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Another perfect day to clear up some common misconceptions.

Listen:

1. You don't NEED antibiotics when you have a cold.

2. You CANNOT shift anybody's womb. You cannot even reach it. Don't be stupid.

3. Diabetes is NOT caused by adding too much sugar to your garri.

4. For the last time, Typhoid is NOT malaria and malaria is not Tyforce. Stop diagnosing yourself of typhoid everytime you are ill or have a fever or stomach upset.

5. Hypertension ISN'T caused just by too much thinking.

6. You CANNOT "flush" ur system of illness by "pissing all the sickness away". They LIED to you..6. Your body doesn't need daily supplements. Just eat normally and healthy.

7. You do not need a special kind of tea to flush your system. You are not a public toilet.

8. Putting spoon in a person's mouth during a convulsion will NOT stop ANY convulsion.

9. Taking "Hampicloss" after sexual intercourse will NOT protect you from sexually transmitted infections or pregnancy.

10. Stop the daily douching and stop washing your vaginas with antiseptics. You are only exposing yourself to infections.

Oh... and this one is very important:

Slimming tea CANNOT remove all that fat. It will only make you purge till you are dehydrated (if you are very religious with it) and land you in the accident and emergency of the nearest teaching hospital to you. Go to a Gym, work out and DIET!

Pass it on if you care.

[kickoff @Trollkickoff]

🚨 In the last 10 years…

- FC Barcelona spent around €1.16 BILLION on transfers. 💸

- Real Madrid CF spent just €700 MILLION. ⚪

trophies. 👀🏆
🔵 Barcelona:
✅ 5 League titles
✅ 5 Domestic Cups
✅ 5 Super Cups
❌ 0 Champions League since 2015
✅ 1 Club World Cup

⚪ Real Madrid:
✅ 6 Champions Leagues
✅ 4 League titles
✅ 1 Domestic Cup
✅ 4 Super Cups
✅ 5 UEFA Super Cups
✅ 6 Club World Cups

[NOU$H @UTDNoush]

Bruno has played with strikers like:

Weghorst
Martial
Cavani (35)
Ronaldo (37)
Højlund
Ighalo

None of these were in their prime.

Rashford is often included, but he’s not a natural striker. And also inconsistent at best.

Meanwhile, KDB has played with:

Sergio Agüero
Erling Haaland
Romelu Lukaku
Gabriel Jesus
Julián Álvarez

These are elite or high-level forwards. Most in their prime.

Now you can also see the games they played Ronaldo and Cavani, none made 40 games with Bruno even in their old age.
Weghorst and Ighalo were short-term fixes.

Højlund was raw & developing.

KDB had stability.

Agüero → 150+ games
Jesus → 150+ games
Sterling → 200+ games
Haaland → almost 100 game

That’s long-term chemistry in a stable system.

And people still blame Bruno Fernandes.

This is not a Bruno problem.
This is a Manchester United squad-building problem.

[Deborah Ocheido @d_ocheido]

Apostle sacked everyone on the media team😭

[PaPa J 𝕏 @joshweltt]

MKO talk true for here sha 😂 😂

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

You'll think you've seen lows, Nigerian politicians will ask you to hold their beers.

With Nigeria, there's no low - what we have is a bottomless pit.

Imagine wanting to straff your woman, she comot wrapper - Tinubu dey look you for face or is that motherfucking Shettima 😭