Alan Gristle

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@soran0312_ 12:58

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@Good_Old_Blakey @iancollinsuk @TalkTV If they were both driving at 47mph, then it’d be 94mph at impact

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Nice to see Shearer in red and white for the game. #England

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@Dr_Paiwan Aargh. This annoyed me so much, I almost replied and fed the rage bait you must surely be trying to generate. Thankfully, I resisted…

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@JamesMelville Easy, easy, easy…

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@cooltechtipz Awful grammar. Subject verb agreement. When I was, my brother is….🤮

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@NoContextHumans Simple. 3rd row, 4th chunk is added making 16.

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@ChamberofFit Lean

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@Nas_tech_AI At $3,500 the cheaper Indian and Chinese phones will flood the US, Apple will lose market share and US customers may lose their privacy. Sounds like a knee-jerk reaction to a more fundamental problem.
Unless Trump also plans to reduce US worker’s wages alongside

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Does it look to anyone else like he’s making it up as he goes along?

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@Bugle_Duck @fesshole I don’t think it’s his boots he’s thinking about filling…

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@SerialPisces @LibertyCappy The US tipping system is exploitative to servers & customers. Pay min. wage & let the customer decide.
If the quality of food, service or decor is subpar and the restaurant has fewer customers, they aren’t as badly affected as overheads are lower & tips are expected - regardless

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@clickorcollect @PeterStefanovi2 Is that Starmer if Farage you’re referring to?

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@k_mahlburg Remember when Greta turned up at government departments with a bunch of ideologically aligned people and was given access to highly sensitive payment systems and strategically important information that could be highly valuable to her business. Classic!

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@londonA84648 @daveatherton Too right! What has the Labour government been doing for the last 14 years? Sitting around complaining about under investment in mental health services and schools… they’re an absolute joke.
Don’t get me started on woke teachers: ‘We need Sure Start and Youth schemes!’ claptrap!

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@MomsPostingLs If she’s not interested after two weeks, then it’s one of three things:
1) She’s not interested in you
2) She’s not interested tonight
3) She’s not sure whether you actually want her, or sex.

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@RickyDoggin Great speech - now I’m off the play golf.

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@KevinDa77199503 @PastorAlexLove Careful, her lawyers a shark

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@UKMemes2024 What sort of a fever dream madness is this?

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@MattWallace888 Seems like click bait and an attempt to sew division and prejudice.
I’m surprised you didn’t tell people to retweet before THEY take it down 🙄