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gourmand girl, cat connoisseur

[♡ @alongstayinhell]

two sides of the same coin

[♡ @alongstayinhell]

@shiref0lk when my cousin was pregnant she had a blister on her heel, it turned into a gross gaping wound. everyone at the baby shower was horrified but she just shrugged, doctor told her it’s normal since the baby was taking all the body’s nutrients and not allocating enough to the mother.

[♡ @alongstayinhell]

working with middle aged women and thinking “wow if you were my mother I would have committed Suicide by now” baby boomers are a disease on our society, like holy shit how have you been alive this long and you are still so So dumb?

[marsh ⁰² memórias póstumas @wsh4brains]

quem lembra

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@RevRedline also $14 is absolutely not enough money for diapers in NY

[lo @gutshair]

quando você tem mal gosto, realmente, imagina não apreciar essa obra prima

[faculdades mentais reprovadas no enade @vittyacoisa]

sendo que a energia de “i’m just a girl” é exatamente essa aqui

[🛒 @tayhader]

Still can’t get over the ingenuity of a hairbrush microphone… she’s just the smartest person ever

[♡ @alongstayinhell]

You are the clown at a child’s birthday party, amusing entertainment for the adults in the room

[Miss Juniie B. 🎀 @missjuniiebug]

@nourxalnasser Nice try. Men in America by and large are decent human beings.

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@macabretism I think the adaptability and resilience of the human body during pregnancy is beautiful but considering the maternal mortality rate and lack of reproductive care where I live, I can see how it can be viewed as body horror

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@abysstoabyss I’ll wear a bra multiple times before I wash it but I don’t wear it for multiple days in a row, I’ll rotate between 3-4 different ones, in the summer I’ll wash them weekly but in the winter maybe once a month

[꧁rissa꧂ @whimsypill]

knowing stuff makes u rich. A few birds, some architectural styles, a few languages. Just a little here and there and u experience life more richly

[renata ⚢ central tina kennard @femmeclassics]

lésbicas nos anos 90 em san francisco pela chloe sherman
(minhas fotos favoritas) <33

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@lactosefreemom “it all kind of disintegrated” well yeah because that’s probably the last time you read a book and around the age most kids get a cellphone

[♡ @alongstayinhell]

@TheWapplehouse Old white guy puts his hands on me? Pressing charges expeditiously, suing for emotional damages, faking a head injury, literally whatever it takes to secure the bag

[Rodrigo Times @RodrigoTimes]

Olivia Rodrigo visits the Center for Reproductive Rights to learn from its lawyers about the fight for reproductive freedom.

[❀ minty ❀ @crueIendeavour]

aww omg she got the whole office to do the trend 😭😭

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@760dougie760 @MicheBangtan @damnidc__ I’m not a paramedic so I will take your word for it! Though it should be noted that while the paramedics thought she was overreacting, it was the triage nurse at the hospital who made the ultimate call so I don’t fault the first responders.

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@PantsToTravel @MasterNumber You do realize some of those injections are just vitamins right? Or do you not believe in the wonderful nutrients God has gifted our Earth with?

[♡ @alongstayinhell]

@760dougie760 @MicheBangtan @damnidc__ But you do give O2 when a patient complains of shortness of breath. She died of a pulmonary embolism, which she had already experienced in 2017 as well. The nurse is a moron who admits she made a bad call.

[♡ @alongstayinhell]

@keepofffgrass You look just like Dua Lipa sickeningly gorgeous I’m pissed