Alonzo Cantu

hu·mor·ist

[Alonzo Cantu @alonzocomedy]

@Rosie Puts people on the streets

[Alonzo Cantu @alonzocomedy]

Splits a family in two #GilligansIslandMovies

[Alonzo Cantu @alonzocomedy]

That brings a building down #Politica

[Alonzo Cantu @alonzocomedy]

Under pressure @mrvinc

[Alonzo Cantu @alonzocomedy]

No man asked for #LeBron

[Alonzo Cantu @alonzocomedy]

Pushing down on you #TheWarmUp

[Alonzo Cantu @alonzocomedy]

Pushing down on me #JaneTheVirgin

[Alonzo Cantu @alonzocomedy]

Pressure #holdthefloor

[Alonzo Cantu @alonzocomedy]

Ba ba boom ba be be #TheBachelor

[Alonzo Cantu @alonzocomedy]

Umm boom bom bay? #SoftenABadGuy

[Alonzo Cantu @alonzocomedy]

@DannyDShai twitter was invented by 4 white dudes tho?

[Alonzo Cantu @alonzocomedy]

#hansolo #StarWars

[Alonzo Cantu @alonzocomedy]

if @gucci1017 had termites, they would be called "burr-mites"

[Alonzo Cantu @alonzocomedy]

This is what you do when you neglected to write for your show

[Alonzo Cantu @alonzocomedy]

CQ = QC as in Quite Cute @iamcolinquinn https://t.co/UYdVSONfVD

[Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn]

TS said "shake it off". CQ says "laugh it off".