aloo - wear your roots (aloo.life)

a hat named after the most grounded vegetable.
potato-forward, yoga-adjacent.
midnight spud or blanched russet.
or

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the permanent collection. curated, preserved, never peeled. https://t.co/xBriPQdIwt #aloohat

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they said share everything. they lied. https://t.co/xBriPQdIwt #aloohat

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one of them knows how it ends. https://t.co/xBriPQdIwt #aloohat #potato

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she found her higher power in the produce aisle.

namaste. 🥔

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granite: expensive. potato: grounded. https://t.co/DdTmjLCLbC · code potatofive = $5 off

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open house. the hat is pre-approved. https://t.co/DdTmjLCLbC · code potatofive = $5 off

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the gallery wanted a statement piece. got a root vegetable. https://t.co/DdTmjLCLbC · code twospuds = 5 off 2

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picked up. examined. understood immediately. https://t.co/DdTmjLCLbC · code twospuds = $15 off 2 · code potatofive = $5 off

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the architect said less is more. the potato said same. https://t.co/DdTmjLCLbC · code potatofive = $5 off

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the hat moved to the city. kept its roots. https://t.co/DdTmjLCLbC · code twospuds = $15 off 2

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minimalism is just deciding the potato was enough. https://t.co/DdTmjLCLbC · code potatofive = $5 off

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it arrived before the notifications did. https://t.co/DdTmjLCLbC · code twospuds = $15 off 2

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the org chart after the reorg: flat. https://t.co/DdTmjLCLbC · code potatofive = $5 off

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they said no photos at the exhibit. https://t.co/DdTmjLCLbC · code potatofive = $5 off

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wednesday.
the potato filed its status update.
no blockers.
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sunday.
potato in its natural state:
horizontal.
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saturday.
ran the ancestry test.
78% potato.
not surprised.
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friday.
the potato clocked out first.
it also had better weekend plans.
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thursday.
the hat showed up at 6am.
it did not ask if you were ready.
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wednesday.
the potato does not hump.
it persists.
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