ann louise sullivan

witchy woman

[ann louise sullivan @alosull]

if you watch a season finale and didn't know it's was the finale, it didn't finale hard enough

[ann louise sullivan @alosull]

there are two types of people in this world: those that use college-ruled and those that choose wide-ruled.

[ann louise sullivan @alosull]

it’s not ghosting someone if their not texting you either

[ann louise sullivan @alosull]

new idea: i pretend i'm a highly trained operative and the mission's gone sideways but i'm committed so i must see it through.

[ann louise sullivan @alosull]

closed captions aren't an option, they are a mandate.

[ann louise sullivan @alosull]

i want a partner, not in a romantic way but like in a law enforcement way

[ann louise sullivan @alosull]

prescription hair vitamins did nothing for my head but wonders for my bush

[ann louise sullivan @alosull]

take it or leave it but no more taking and leaving

[ann louise sullivan @alosull]

words i am committed to use more frequently: lollygagging, pussyfooting, willy-nilly

[ann louise sullivan @alosull]

mood: "for silence press four" #applesupport

[ann louise sullivan @alosull]

always recaps, never intros!

[ann louise sullivan @alosull]

god bless america where - to finance the biopsy & necessary duct excision - you consider onlyfans, for uploading videos of yourself manually expelling the discharge

[ann louise sullivan @alosull]

trying to frame it like, “woah i’m such a fast typer my computer just can’t keep up!” … when i know it’s more like, “fuck, i absolutely cannot afford a new computer right now!”

[ann louise sullivan @alosull]

mom, offers me grapefruit as if she doesn’t know i’m on meds … or maybe she just doesn’t want them to work and is trying to sabotage me?

[ann louise sullivan @alosull]

aries is a pisces and my new kerrville friend.

[ann louise sullivan @alosull]

single white female (swf) autocorrects to “sad” which ain’t wrong

[ann louise sullivan @alosull]

i guess it’s an official “crush” if you look to see if he’s seen your insta story (hmm, been a minute)

[ann louise sullivan @alosull]

tightening your sneaker laces immediately takes you from “airport chilling” to “competitive walker”

[ann louise sullivan @alosull]

i’m the innocent kind of slutty that’s wearing your sport bra with the lower scoop facing front (even when it’s clearly intended to be on the back) #ANNocent

[ann louise sullivan @alosull]

updating my online closets. getting jewelry to “land” artistically is a talent … a talent i don’t possess