AlotLikeEs

Simply complex, with a dash of freedom

[Russian Embassy in Kenya/Посольство России в Кении @russembkenya]

Tariff wars

[Linus Kaikai @LinusKaikai]

SO, HERE is the SINGAPORE script; How to become SINGAPORE. Can we Kenyans hack it?

[Prof. Alfred Omenya @aomenya]

"Why are those children going to the airport? Do we really have a country when our airports are being AUCTIONED?" #OccupyJKIA #RutoMustGo

[AlotLikeEs @alotLikeEs]

@bonniemusambi Yep,.. magnitude 4.2 according to Google.

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Mama I made it!

I occupied Parliament
Remember the #occupyParliament demonstrations?

But tell daddy I’m sorry
I won’t come home tonight
Not because I’m spending at a friends’. No!
Not because I’m among the injured.
No!
Nor because I was abducted as they have to most of us.
That would have been better
I’m in a cold dark place called the morgue Mama
I know daddy will be angry why I wore his shoes
I had to, I know they are bigger but I had to
Otherwise no one could have.

I know he will complain that I have read too much political novels
Please don’t let him blame Animal Farm,
Don’t let him blame Kidagaa Kimemwozea,
Don’t let him blame Tumbo Lisiloshiba,
Don’t let him blame Kifo Kisimani,
Don’t let him blame Mstahiki Meya,
Or Parliament of Owls
They can’t be blamed.
I did it for Our country.

They hailed us for being fearless Mama!
They called it an historic moment; actually unprecedented.
Did you watch the news?
All over the country thousands of us matched forward, wearing mostly black,
chanting slogans and singing revolutionary songs.

They call us GenZ Mama.
Some Mpigs say we have watched too much Netflix and we eat KFC.
Sorry for the spelling mistakes Mama,
I meant MPs.

Did you see how we sang ‘Kudade’ with Mc Gogo?
Did you see how Juliani turned up and we sang ‘Utawala’?
That song you call ‘Nikoo njaa siwezi karanga’?
Did you hear us sing ‘Tujiangalie’by Sauti Sol?
Have you seen King Kaka’s ‘ Wanataka Kutumaliza’?
Did you see how Mulamwah gave us Tea and Mandazi?
Have you seen all the comedians, Content creators and influencers?
I told you it will be Big Mama!

We matched forward Mama Slowly and peacefully Like you told me
We said we were peaceful
They rattled us with teargas and water canons Mama
We coughed, cried and chocked to the smoke but still matched on
We matched amidst the sting of that pink water they sprayed on us with those beastly vehicles
But nothing was more painful than hearing them pass that draconian punitive Bill Mama.
Remember how you used to forcefully give us porridge by locking us between your legs, pinching our noses then pouring a tone of porridge in our forcibly opened mouth?
Leaving us with two choices; swallowing or choking to death?
That’s what they did to us yesterday Mama
But unlike in the past, today’s child chose the latter; death!

We approached the parliament as promised.
We eventually occupied Parliament Mama
Albeit briefly.
The wall gave in and we entered.
I’m sorry I did not taste the rice
As some did Mama
All I tasted was the bullets Mama
They sprayed me with bullets Mama,
That’s why i won’t come home.
My battle is over Mama
But not the revolutionary war.

[JOPANGA 🇰🇪 @jopangaa]

THIS IS A LARRY MADOWO APPRECIATION TWEET ✊🏾🇰🇪
Bless your heart @LarryMadowo

#REJECTFINANCEBILL2024

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

To our brothers and sisters in uniform, the kids in the streets are not the enemy. The enemy is shipping you off to Haiti for a paltry 20k while he pockets the rest of the money he got from his benefactors in the US. We must build a better country for all of us.

#RejectFinanceBill2024

[dennis ombachi OLY @ombachi13]

Brought them food so they can apply pressure. Tupo site. #RejectFinanceBill2024

[Java House ☕ @javahouseafrica]

#JavaLove 😉

[AlotLikeEs @alotLikeEs]

@elonmusk Reminds me of the one about the axe @timlatieng

[Rose M. Mutiso @MutisoRose]

As we work towards raising ambition for #COP26, the @energyforgrowth team will continue to push for economic justice. My latest @TEDTalks for @TEDCountdown frames some of this thinking: https://t.co/cxd70nHmmY

[AlotLikeEs @alotLikeEs]

@elonmusk 🤗

[AlotLikeEs @alotLikeEs]

*invest in renewable energy

[AlotLikeEs @alotLikeEs]

@Total is doing what in Africa?! Let’s stop the #EastAfricanCrudeOilPipeline from ripping through the heart of Africa - leave the carbon in the ground - in renewable energy - keep our temp rise under 1.5 degrees. https://t.co/7KUrTtxAXT

[AlotLikeEs @alotLikeEs]

@elonmusk I think that will be settled depending on the direction AI takes. If it goes south, then that’s our Achilles heel,... else,... AI + cryo, the universe becomes our oyster.

[Kenya Chamber @kenya_chamber]

@WALTERMONGARE paid a courtesy visit to @Ngatia_Richard earlier today and discussed on how KNCCI can plug in in delivering the Youth Agenda mandate and other possible partnerships.

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

An object will remain at rest or in a uniform state of motion unless that state is changed by an external force.

[Justine Musk @justinemusk]

If you fall in love with reading
when you’re young,
later on
it just might be
what saves your life.

[AlotLikeEs @alotLikeEs]

@elonmusk @MOH_Kenya might be worth looking at.