Alouko

Nice

[Alouko @Alouko7]

@BorrachinhaMMA @marshallinu_

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

"Gordon, f*** you!". 😂

“I'd just run their full-back down the line, so it was a bit of a compliment from him. He seemed like a funny guy. There was a lot of tension in the game, so I quite liked it.”

- Anthony Gordon on Javier Aguirre. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆

[May🌺 @_ayandamay]

Whenever I see people fighting over whether they were a Nick kid or a Disney kid or a Cartoon Network kid, I get so confused bc y’all were just picking one…? I was flipping between all them mfs😩

[May🌺 @_ayandamay]

Glad I got to experience Disney channel and Nickelodeon before they fell off😭

[🐾 @elsdawg]

a fan has just made an AI alternate version of events if Gabriel had scored his penalty
https://t.co/sGdZxXQPt3

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

GOAL! #ManCity 1-0 Inter, RODRI! [68’] #UCLFinal

[NEET @NEETOCRACY]

There are adult men hiding in the bathroom at work right now on their phones.

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[Manchester City @ManCity]

The greatest.

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Minimize envy. Just because someone else wins doesn’t mean you lose.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

A crab watched his wife get grabbed by a fisherman and said: not today. Walked out of his hiding spot, wrapped his claws around her, and just... held on.

The fisherman let them both go and gave him a fish.

Bro got the girl AND a free meal.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms.

Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

[Sauce @sauc321]

@MXVonXM @JasperZiggle And Arteta would finish second

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

Erika Kirk sending this shit to her production team as we speak 😭 #WrestleMania

[Martin @Martin_Croft07]

@aaronbronsteter Goomer from Sam and Cat lol

[(fan) EM @EM_MciEra]

This walk is underrated 😭😭. That first touch on the can😂

[𝐕 @emboldxnn]

@rockstarnoguitr None of this means it was your cue to turn into an armchair psychologist nigga

[₭ma🧟‍♂️ @KmaFr_]

real nigga music is back

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

my Nigga Bertram

[Brandon The Truth 💯 @BCTheTruthl]

"You we're on welfare, you took money from single mothers, dont talk to me about money." Is still one of the hardest lines in MMA. Never seen anyone shut McGregor up like that.