Alourasaurus

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What's The Best Sound In Video Games? https://t.co/45PlkZg3W3 #Music #TalkingPoint #Features via 28 3D printer8@nint7608endolife

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Thank you @grimezsz for spending 1,227 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/nqCxUSgWL7

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Today someone broke into my car and ransacked it, but left behind my @WWESheamus action figure. Apparently they don't know anything about what is truly valuable 😂 I mean he doesn't just set the bar. He is the bar. #sheamus #whataday #wwe #robbed #thebar

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@comedian5 @pipebombz @DanaBrookeWWE @nbcsnl Fair enough.

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I mean..... I have some serious mixed feelings about that #RondaRousey contract signing. She's terrible at talking and those pants were painfully obvious but this plot has some potential. Let's see where this goes... 🤔 #WWEChamber #awkward

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This @RondaRousey contract signing is painful to watch #EliminationChamber #WWEChamber

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@comedian5 @pipebombz @DanaBrookeWWE Can we get the writers over at @nbcsnl to give this guy a job? He's obviously #comedygold 🥇

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Yeah.... I don't think I'm hungry for #oysters anymore. 😂😂😂 #crackkills #pleasepullyourpantsupsir #brunch

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@comedian5 @pipebombz @DanaBrookeWWE And you seem like you like to tweet random people about how mad they are because you're a little troll. 👍how about you contribute instead of just being a dork

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@JohnDavern @DanaBrookeWWE Too many bs* (midcarders)

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@JohnDavern @DanaBrookeWWE Yeah but that women's match had way tooany bs. It's a shame that Nia couldn't be in it.

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@Cobes_ME4 @DanaBrookeWWE Lol well do you think she likes that shit? Either they don't think she's good enough or don't care about her so they make her do that instead. I mean she could quit but where's the fun in that?

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I don't understand how @DanaBrookeWWE is forced to be a fucking valet when she should have been in that #EliminationChamber match. It's literal bullshit #WWEChamber

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Totally devastated that @Disjointed has been #cancelled. It makes me really sad that there isn't more #potpositive material out there. They dealt with the topic of #PTSD with grace. @netflix @MsKathyBates

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I can tell just by their new commercial starring #GeorgeWashington that the people at @GEICO have never been here. That road wasn't covered in a billion pylons 😂 @DelawareDOT

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@pipebombz Don't spend our money on this. Watch it for free. I'm not supporting a child rapist.

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@cindybassphilly @snopes @PHLCouncil I'm curious why you're going for the glass. It seems like your problem is more with these places in general, so why go for the glass? I'm not under the illusion it's racist but I just want to hear your reasoning and opinions. Thank you!

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@pipebombz @sasbfccc @LanceStorm Well that would be very sad but I think I should just whoop your ass when I get home from work haha

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It's impossible for me to look at @ItsJoseann without remembering what a home wrecker she is. 😧 #WWENoMercy #gohomegirl

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Lol no one's ever gonna like @WWERomanReigns so why do we keep doing this? #WWENoMercy @JohnCena