Allan - Hsc

AV8R

[gids @gidikariuki]

Why can’t they adopt automatic eGates at JKIA for Kenyans? Instead of going through passport control

Surely

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Do it anyway.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Real talk.

[Allan - Hsc @aloweitz]

Guys, stop, please😂

[Fahad @fuwadii]

Kesho ni Monday.

[Allan - Hsc @aloweitz]

What happened?

[KAPKAN @msewagitheri]

Do not do any transaction with @BEFORWARD @BEFORWARDJAPAN unit not delivered, no refund, just stories. At your own risk.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @wil_sonn1]

“Kwani napigana na watu wangapi?”💀

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

That betrayal saved you. You just don’t see it yet, bro.

[Allan - Hsc @aloweitz]

@timothysaid

[Tycho de Feijter @TychodeFeijter]

Here's a 1.003 hp Xiaomi YU7 GT in Obsidian Black. It costs 389.900 yuan or $57 K. What do you get for the money?

- rear motor: V8s EVO, with 450 kW and 540 Nm.
- front motor: V6S, with 288 kW/528 Nm.
- together: 738 kW (1.003 hp) and 1068 Nm.
- 300 km/h top speed, 0-100 in 2.92s.
- Active aero, dual rear diffuser.
- Akebono brake calipers: 100-0 km/h in 32.9m.
- Ventilated carbon brake discs: 430/40 front and 410/32 rear.
- It has a 660-liter trunk and a 141-liter frunk.
- CATL NMC battery, 101.7 kWh. 15.9 kW/100 km. 705 km range. 800V, 10-80% in 12 minutes.

[Billy @MwangiHub]

BREAKING NEWS! The SHA website has stopped working, months after Gachagua predicted it would collapse.

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

A man who doesn't give a fuck anymore was once a man who cared too much.

[Allan - Hsc @aloweitz]

@gigglesinbottom @APAInsuranceKE I had a very hard time getting a claim from them. Eventually they did pay ofcourse not the full claim, it took 6 months... only 😂

[mrs perfectly fine @gigglesinbottom]

if you’re buying travel insurance from Kenya. Stay away from @APAInsuranceKE

[Allan - Hsc @aloweitz]

@IanECox They're trying to copy Ethiopian airlines. Ethiopian is running Air Malawi, air Congo, Zambia airways...it's quite lucrative. For air Congo, 2 dream liners are joining the fleet for the kinshasa - Brussels route.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Anything above 2 missed calls is violation of my human rights.

[Allan - Hsc @aloweitz]

@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC @AIRTEL_KE when can we get back RCS?

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

RE: REPORT ON SUSPECTED CASE OF EBOLA AT AAR KIAMBU ROAD HOSPITAL:

Nairobi North Sub Region
Roysambu Sub County
Roysambu Division.
Roysambu Location.
Date:1/6/2/26

Description of the Incident:

A Turkish foreign National who is unwell and exhibiting medical symptoms of Ebola is currently at AAR Hospital located along Kiambu Road.

Environment of the Incident:

The patient who brought himself to the hospital arrived at around 2300 hrs at AAR Hospital .
AAR hospital is between Muthaiga North and Ridgeways Estate along Kiambu Road.
While initial physical diagnosis by the medics in the hospital suspects a case of Ebola, the foreigner turned out to be uncooperative and wanted to be released and go home.

Action Taken:

Nairobi County and Sub County Public Health Officers were notified to take up the matter.
Due to the diplomatic nature of the matter and the foreigner's unwillingness to be quarantined until results are out in two hours, OCS Muthaiga has been notified to advise.
Samples from the patient have been taken to the National Public Laboratory for further medical examination and analysis to confirm or rule out Ebola so that futher medical decisions are taken.

[Africa Today Media Group @africatodayMG]

BREAKING: Congolese President Tshisekedi Stuck at Budapest Airport Over Ebola Concerns

President Félix Tshisekedi was held up at Budapest Airport after arriving with a delegation to attend the Champions League final between PSG and Arsenal, sources claim.

Hungarian airport authorities refused him entry, stating they had not been notified of the arrival and citing the ongoing Ebola outbreak in the DRC as the reason.

In a twist, his brother, Christian Tshisekedi, is said to have landed in Hungary days earlier with friends, traveling via Brussels on multiple private jets and already on site for the match.

The incident has sparked questions about protocol and travel restrictions amid the health crisis.

[Goz @SanjitheSage]

The day my dad stopped to pick his secretary and he told me to go to the back, I never snitch like that for my entire life before, I told my mum the color of her lipgloss.