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[f u ѕ r σ d α h @aloyeem]

Hi !
Hari ni Hari Jumaat

[𝕷𝖚𝖐𝖒𝖆𝖓 𝕱𝖗𝖔𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖘𝖐𝖎 @sruliam]

Saya tertanya-tanya apa keperluan bundar duit sen padahal bayar pakai kad?

1 cent thief alaf baru

[Israel @Israelgharee]

A very short story 😂

[Lambe Saham @LambeSahamjja]

apa kabar nih saham bank mandiri besok?
- gilanya rekening donasi bisa di blokir
- uang hasil koruptor pura pura tutup mata

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Job application so good that they're still processing it after a year

[MYNEWSHUB @mynewshub]

Ehh sblm lupa nak cite..

Malam td saja je g makan dkt Bukit Bintang..tgh2 makan,Rohingya dtg mntk duit dkt meja..aku ckp la,”Ko Rohingya ke?”

Dia angguk..pastu aku ckp,”pegi balik.jgn nak mntk2 duit org!”.

Umur dia mungkin dlm 6@7 tahun...

Bila aku nak balik,singgah 7E,aku nampak budak tu ddk kat tepi kaki lima slps penat meminta2.aku ambik la gmbr dia..

Aku tenung sekor2 muka dia sampai hilang dr pandangan…masa husbnd aku masuk 7e,aku tunggu la dkt luar.

Tiba2 geng dia dtg dkt aku…

Yang baju hijau tu tanya aku..

R-“kak ada ambik video ke?”..
A-”video ape!”
R-“video hp akak itu dlm lah”..
A-“kau Rohingya kan?”
R-“Aku lahir sini lah..!”
A-“gaya kau ckp pun pndtg..mana ic kau cuba bg aku tgk..”
R-“haa ada.skrg saya yg tanya,hp ada video kan?”
A-“mana ic!! Bg aku tgk dulu..!
R-“skrg,video mana”
A-“ada video ke tak ada video ke,kau ape hal?”
Tiba2 husbnd aku kuar tanya apehal.dia cakap nak video.
Husbnd aku ckp,”kau jgn mcm2 ehh! Kau nk video ehh,ok jap aku buat video..”

Pastu tau dia cepat2 berambus.
Gaya mcm Sarip Dol,tp kena tengking dah mengigil2.

FYI : diaorg ramai dkt Bukit Bintang,gaya agresif meminta2 dan mmg confirm dah besar nanti akan jd mcm Long Tiger.

No wonder lah @awie.mbr keeps raising the Rohingya issue. Malaysians, wake up and stand up.Don’t let the Rohingya take advantage of our kindness.

Jutaan terima kasih kpd @awie.mbr n team.keep it up br

[Groovy @Groo_ares]

lah iya mirip lagi outfit ibunya sama "Buzz Lightyear"

[ISK @IyegereS]

I find it crazy that this chef became the bad guy just because he didn't want an ACTUAL RAT cooking his food

[peaksossial @levitruvien]

T’appelles la police prcq ton voisin est entrain de battre sa femme et ils te disent non on doit courir après mr beast

[adri @adrifdzzzzzz]

Se le fué el brillo de sus ojos y el también murió

[Z @ZeeBoogie_]

What on earth? Why did I never know this?

[clankr @clankrmedia]

This robot scores the free kick.

And then hits the SIUUUU!

[Tommo @Only1tommo]

🚨Tottenham have been so bad today even the guy in the wheelchair walked out the stadium.

[courtnel @courtnelc]

Look what happens when you have a creative mind and you don’t get upset by people occupying public spaces

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

“Either a dragon or a tiger” cmon man

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Johor Darul Ta’zim FC have set a new world record for longest unbeaten league run in men's football.

The Malaysian champions have gone 109 games without defeat, a run that started back in 2021.

It beats the record set by Ivorian club ASEC Mimosas in 1994. They have also won the Malaysian Super League for the last 12 seasons running 😮

[Roman Akramovich @SyedAkramin]

Finally, it’s official.

Malaysian league is the worst in the world. Congratulations!

[Fiel Cartoon #ForaStabile @FielCartoon]

O designer só tinha um trabalho bicho

[Asrul Muzaffar🇲🇾 @asrulmm]

Tahniah @fahmi_fadzil + MCMC.

Sekitar 2023 dulu aku dapat tahu nama + MyKad aku diguna untuk daftar prepaid SIM Card secara haram. Bukan satu tapi dua nombor yang didaftar secara haram.

Aku terus pi balai buat report disusuli report MCMC, telco, Jabatan Perlindungan Data Peribadi + CyberSecurity Malaysia. Habis semua aku redah.

Rupanya pendaftar tu bukan saja ada akses kepada data peribadi aku bahkan salinan digital MyKad aku YANG BERWARNA. Tak tau la mana beruk tu dapat.

Cut a long story short, pihak telco cancel illegal registration yang guna data peribadi aku + mengenakan tindakan terhadap dealer berkenaan.

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