Happy Birthday, Kinich!
#GenshinImpact#Kinich
"It's not ready yet. Stop sneaking bites."
"Aaaaah! Let go of me, you stupid green lizard! I was just checking to see whether you were actually doing your job!"
"The fire's too low. Can't you do something about it?"
"Then let go of me and bring the Almighty Dragonlord two bowls of Quenepa Berries!"
"Deal."
BREAKING: Thomas Massieโs resolution to impeach Pete Hegseth fails in the House 211-204, after 11 Democrats failed to show up for the vote.
If those 11 Democrats had showed up, Hegseth would have been impeached 215-211.
fuuuuuck.... they're doing a second act ironic reprise of my "i want" song. they're twisting the lyrics around to take on a new, crueler meaning. they're shifting my leitmotif into a different key. they got my ass.
you know how hard i prayed the heavenly principles to die at the mosque today?? had tears running down my cheeks, the imam checked on me and asked if iโm alright
Showing off your weapons on your front lawn and annoying the neighors is a sacred american tradition. Clearly, these guys have integrated into america flawlessly. Using swords instead of guns is a nice twist too