tommy alpaca

Fuck outta here

[tommy alpaca @alpacafaqs]

What happened to the girl scout that sold the most cookies? She got shot 7 times after school. Now fuck off.

[tommy alpaca @alpacafaqs]

Oh my god. Just SHUT THE FUCK UP...

[tommy alpaca @alpacafaqs]

I don't fw people if I don't like them. If I wish you would die, that wish prolly gonna come true mother fucker.

[tommy alpaca @alpacafaqs]

When ya feed full of @ryanmcshane52 spewing shit over the twitter community

[tommy alpaca @alpacafaqs]

Fuck me sloppy and I will love you forever

[tommy alpaca @alpacafaqs]

Me and my boy George Zimmerman are chillimg right now.

[tommy alpaca @alpacafaqs]

@iHershey7471 bitch what you gonna do if the pens win the cup?

[tommy alpaca @alpacafaqs]

Bill Clinton got head from Ms. Monroe. Did that solve any world crisis? No. But good for him. #realniggahour

[tommy alpaca @alpacafaqs]

@Adele you give good head prolly

[tommy alpaca @alpacafaqs]

Adele is the fattest bitch I've seen that has that kind of money. Ashame that cow doesn't give that bitch Jenny Craig a call.

[tommy alpaca @alpacafaqs]

@thetrue51 are you trying to mix? I can mix alcohol or throw hands my boy!🐑

[tommy alpaca @alpacafaqs]

@ryanmcshane52 peep my bio and when I was born nig.

[tommy alpaca @alpacafaqs]

@thetrue51 why are you retweeting this horse shit

[tommy alpaca @alpacafaqs]

@ryanmcshane52 follow this kid if you wanna get feed that involves erected dicks in male anus.

[tommy alpaca @alpacafaqs]

@ryanmcshane52 @thetrue51 come 2 my hood nigger I will cap your ass

[tommy alpaca @alpacafaqs]

@thetrue51 @ryanmcshane52 suck my clit

[tommy alpaca @alpacafaqs]

What smells like shit and is black all over? Dog shit.

[tommy alpaca @alpacafaqs]

What rhymes with nigger? Nigger.

[tommy alpaca @alpacafaqs]

When a teacher doesn't have any tissues so your ass gotta go to the bathroom/nurse.

[tommy alpaca @alpacafaqs]

That awkward moment when you cough in class and you can't stop...

[tommy alpaca @alpacafaqs]

Somebody is whoreny as fuck.