Alpaca fluf

NB|27|Single|ISTP-T|Member of the alphabet army|They/Them|please don't interact if you aren't 18+

[Alpaca fluf @alpacafluf]

@_arxaris_ I totally understand the worry! Just know I'm here and would love to be a friend instead of a fan 🥺

[Alpaca fluf @alpacafluf]

@_arxaris_ Arx!!! Oh how I've missed you!!! I know there's some on bsky but I've managed to snatch two friends on discord so they can't leave me!!

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Here's to posting to #ao3 for the first time
Pray for me?
https://t.co/1pOMU2RvRV

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Smh I don't understand why men sleep around so much. The more you penetrate, the skinnier your dick becomes. How do you expect to please your future wife with a pencil dick that's close to snapping and shrivel up? Smh

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I can't stop thinking about her 😰

[Gamerbulk @Gamerbulkcom]

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UWU (sorry)

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Its actually really easy, please dont mess it up...

[Alpaca fluf @alpacafluf]

Just gave a stranger who was reading intensely and highlighting with two colours and only one pen colour, another pen. A red one. Now he has two. He probably didn't need it. But he is using it. And whenever he uses it in the future he can think about the stranger on the train

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"we're already in a relationship, I don't need to ask them to be my valentine" bullshit. Ask them. Every year. I'm not in a relationship with my valentine but she has accepted my proposal to be my valentine every year for four years in a row now. Ask them. ASK THEM.

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@_arxaris_ ma'am. Mother please. You updated the neighbour fic last in 2022. I am begging. Please give a poor fan a handout of a simple serving of corn

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@Pokemon I'm begging. You made Legends Arceus. Why can't scarlet/violet not be same quality? I love the mons and features but the graphics, I'm crying. I've grown up with Pokémon and this makes me so sad :(

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Dear people who do metal ingravings. Do you do wax seal stamps? If no, why not? if yes, can i see? pretty please?

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Not me commenting on an ao3 thread updated a month ago to hopefully get my friend to reach out to me

[Alpaca fluf @alpacafluf]

You've heard about girl math and boy math, here comes craft math.
I got this yarn on sale so i already had it
This pattern is free
I'm making it for myself
Therefore, it is free

[Alpaca fluf @alpacafluf]

New ick unlocked:
When men have a belly and wear a thight shirt tucked into their pants to tight their belly becomes a front butt.
No hate on our chubby babes, but for the love of god don't tuck your shirt tightly into your pants. i beg.

[Alpaca fluf @alpacafluf]

So by the chance that there's other people like me following this thread, go read on AO3, tempe posts there instead, he's already posted another update over there!

[TempeTot @ ShinKami @TempeTot]

TBC

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@Spotify why do I get ads for playlists with Danish children's songs? My account consists of serial killer podcasts and songs like "fill me up" and "hit my spot" by Ur pretty? Your advertising is way off.

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Do vegans actively avoid silk like with honey and eggs?

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Do I even have friends or do they just stay out of pity?

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Am I allowed to be super excited about the ice cube machine I got as a bithday gift? Because I'm so excited

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@LoonyLoomworks @generalElost I see your adorable pictures and answer with a video!