Gerald the Alpaca

Hi, I'm Tony Stark and Pepper Potts' alpaca Gerald and goji berries are my favorite food.

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Me w/ Steve Rogers Me w/ Pepper*

*Tony, Morgan and goji berries

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Pepper Potts and I aren’t actually that different. We’re both pretty chill but kick you in the face if you screw with our kid.

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Me & Tony Stark Pepper Potts

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Y’all know that Tony Stark and Pepper Potts are the world’s greatest parents but little miss Morgan is hands down the best big sister in all universes.

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I am pleased to announce that I spent the last few weeks getting to know who was inside Pepper’s womb and it seems we’re in for a bit of a wild ride so get ready!

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The baby hasn’t come out yet. Pepper is tired and cranky all the time and Tony is willingly taking the blame for it. Meanwhile little miss Morgan has started making a list of all the things she’s willing to share with her sibling. I’m wondering if I’m on it.

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@RobertDowneyJr @Discovery Not to be that bitch but that should’ve been me sksksksk

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Ok but who will cry the most when little miss Morgan has her first day of school?

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Baby Stark #2 must be close. We have reached the stage of this pregnancy when it is something that Tony “did to” Pepper.

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Pepper asked Tony to slaughter a chicken. He told her it escaped from him and she asked him what he expected from something smarter than him.

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Tony read a baby book that says you have to make your wife feel "like a goddess" during pregnancy. I hope he doesn’t sacrifice that lamb in the kitchen.

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Happy Father’s Day to the man who wears his wife’s silk robe to comply with the dress code at his daughter’s tea party and is so excited to become a dad again that he wrote an entire poem for his baby-to-be with red lipstick on Pepper’s belly.

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Tony really be out here naming their baby after Pepper’s pregnancy cravings. Please say hello to Panda Express Stark.

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Pepper impersonating a fence as/when required

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Things I witness on this farm that I consider normal—a thread 📌

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Tony and Pepper using baler twine and Agritape® in the bedroom

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Pepper asked Tony why he’s shearing me in his underwear and he said we’re playing strip poker. Eye—

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This is a good start btw

https://t.co/jBR5EdZXDP

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We all know Tony Stark wouldn’t just post a black square without a caption, unlike some people, and stay silent on this matter but use his platform and his influence to educate and spread awareness about white privilege and tell you how to support the BLM movement.

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So do what you can. Do as much as you can. Share donation links. Call out your racist friends, family and colleagues. Don’t keep your mouth shut. Don’t close your eyes to the injustice happening to your people. Keep your hearts and minds open. Make Tony Stark proud!