shark

i say things and then the meaning comes later

[shark @alpacashark]

prime video has a doco on The Wiggles!

5 mins in and it’s already a delightful watch :))

[ellis �� @haunthtml]

you cannot all possibly be hyperfixated on quirky indie animated webseries. someone’s gotta get autistic about dishwashers

[shark @alpacashark]

@mollyholliday3 ur so real

[shark @alpacashark]

ice cream is my lactose kryptonite

[shark @alpacashark]

there’s a dessert fork amongst the normal forks in the drawer and every time i accidentally pick it up, i physically feel ill

[shark @alpacashark]

oh also the occasional milo

[shark @alpacashark]

oranges are superior to mandarins

[shark @alpacashark]

you’ve heard about the platonic solids, now get ready for the romantic fluids :3

[shark @alpacashark]

i’ve got half a head of cabbage,
any suggestions for what i should do with it?

[michael sheen 💙 @michaelsheen]

For those wanting me to give a design for a GO tattoo I refer you to this brilliant artwork. #GOTat

[shark @alpacashark]

one of my fav lies to tell children that the food i’m eating is “too spicy” and that they wouldn’t like it, especially if it’s something like ice cream or chocolate

[OneBiteAidan @AidanBite]

Someone should make a streaming platform where there are no metrics. No viewer counts, no follower counts, no amount of hours spent streaming. Just usernames and streams that people can pop into. Popularity would be based solely on word of mouth and not on follow/view counts

[shark @alpacashark]

italian cold steel quesadilla

[shark @alpacashark]

i wish that headphones were more comfy to sleep in and that they wouldn’t move

[shark @alpacashark]

@ThatAintMyFault YOOOOO

[Fault @ThatAintMyFault]

Public service announcement. Just played a game of netball and fucking destroyed them. (with my team)

[tului ^-^ @geneslovee]

im obsessed with house doing the kubrick stare here after being accused of heterosexuality

[shark @alpacashark]

i’m trying to watch heartstopper but any time anyone does anything lovey dovey it just makes me wish i was with my partner 😭