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Mr Gorbachev, tear up this dance floor

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So far I’ve been beaten by 1/1 Marvel superhero actors in push up contests. My form was better though.

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As an uninsured 26 year old, I think I may actually be thankful to have had an extremely painful back injury while working in Canada. 125$ to see the doc, 50$ for TWO prescriptions.

#universalhealthcare ftw

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I wish I had the confidence of the guy not wearing a mask in a walk-in clinic waiting room.

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Too much ass, not enough donkey

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I have yet to work on a TV show where I didn’t get involved in a debate about Star Wars.

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I am the only person in my dept to test negative for COVID today… this is going to be an interesting first day on set

[liza @philizaphy]

LOS ANGELES: Chanel was last seen in Hollywood wearing a short blue dress. Pls keep an eye out for her.

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I just checked my email for probably the first time in months

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@dlnoch @garriola83 @mikeebones @realJasonJMcGee @McginnisCait @arron_arroyo @bryan_thomas3 @JamieBroadnax @BernieSanders Sounds like you still believe in the trickle down.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

We need to send emergency cash payments of $2,000 to every person in America each month for the duration of this pandemic.

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CNN is complete garbage. All it’s doing is making voting blue hard during a presidency which should have made that easier than ever before.

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Grumpy Cat’s real name was Tardar Sauce. RIP you absolute legend

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Here I am, minding my own damn business in a Ralph’s just trying to get my charcuterie on when this woman has the audacity to ask me how to spell “enema”

[Mr. Peanut @MrPeanut]

Silent nut. Holy nut.

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This is my God

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I just wanna be back in LA with my cat

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VCU really out here trying to make camo hipster