ally

sarcastic dog mom that hates Nick Saban & loves Chili’s and pickles

[ally @alpal976]

somebody swapped my pb&j for a blunt

[ally @alpal976]

you know you’re approaching 30 when you schedule an instagram post for the first time

[ally @alpal976]

okay where’s the sausage gravy

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

let’s have that conversation

[ally @alpal976]

@cocoischaos YES

[ally @alpal976]

what in the LinkedIn

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

my addiction to buying things i don’t need started at the school book fair

[ally @alpal976]

march madness is a very intense time for my family 😂 not to mention my poor bf andrew being dragged rightttt on into the competition lmao

[FATHER @bigteesmallgirl]

has anyone tried turning the earth off and on again

[ally @alpal976]

s/o to usc officials for throwing that game & to the players for their shitty acting skills!!! 🙄🙄

[Auburn Football @AuburnFootball]

TANK. BIGSBY. 💨

14-0 Tigers

#WarEagle | @Tank_Bigsby

[ally @alpal976]

saw a tiktok with the PLL theme song & decided I will now rewatch the entire series despite the emotional stress it I know it will cause me :))) ps it’s on HBO if you are also interested in traumatizing yourself by reliving the drama and rollercoaster of plot twists ok bye

[ally @alpal976]

to all of the people who said “have faith” and “give him time” when I talked shit ab bo nix at games two years ago…

[optimusprime @earth_to_annaa]

Georgia fan just barked at me, unprovoked. I, having reached my absolute limit with these ppl, pet this stranger’s head like he was a dog and said “sit!”

Let me tell y’all this man was nOT pleased. Face as red as his jersey

[Auburn Barstool @WarDamnStool]

CAM AND SHIRTLESS BRUCE IN THE HOUSE LETS GET THIS SHITTTTTT

[Auburn Football @AuburnFootball]

Relentless Defense 😤

#WarEagle | #AuburnMade

[ally @alpal976]

i’m that bitch at the bar who shows people my furbo live feed of my dog and I will not apologize for it

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

im scared to log onto my animal crossing island because it’s been too long and I simply cannot deal with passive aggressive comments from my villagers

[Abhi @abhimishh]

one day I post 10 stories and the next I disappear for 2 months.