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23 • tiny latina

[al @alpaletc]

who wants to start a cult and scam billionaires

[al @alpaletc]

if you're starting arguments on facebook JUST admit you're a fucking racist, vile piece of garbage 😌💕

[al @alpaletc]

i miss being Sleeping For 22 Hours Straight depressed bc i currently really don't like this Constantly Meh About Everything depressed i've been since like ✨May✨ and when i sleep i skip meals on accident and IM SKINNY!

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

yeah and then he murdered people. whats the point of this

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

White people love “getting their steps in”

[al @alpaletc]

I LOVE HIM HIS NAME IS BRUCE WILLIS

[Tay. @tay_anderson07]

i am absolutely sobbing r u kidding

[al @alpaletc]

where were u in april to tell me that

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

No one wants to see you do that Tik-Tok dance.

[simran | ਸਿਮਰਨ @simrankaleka]

The NBA is 80% Black. The NFL is 70% Black. The power is in the players not playing, because their absence will matter way more than any present performative antic will.

[Wyatt Seed @wyattseed]

In 1970 Ted Bundy saved a child from drowning.

[Katherine @kDubbs_17]

Houston culture is clowning Joel osteen every time there is a hurricane in the gulf.

[al @alpaletc]

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO NOWHERE TO BE BUT I PUT ON A FACE AND PANTS

[al @alpaletc]

FOR THE THIRD TIME!!!!!!!!! SAY IT WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!

(2nd year post-grad, he still makes time to give me professional advice and that shows he cares!!! so much!!!!)

[al @alpaletc]

again, i would die for k*vin l*effler

[al @alpaletc]

this is to jacob the kid in my preschool class who asked me to marry him and dressed up as batman everyday

r u single

wanna bang

[al @alpaletc]

WHO'S TRYNA GO

[al @alpaletc]

i just am so anxious oh my good fucking god