Zach Alps

[Zach Alps @alpert_zach]

Colorado is flat. It's never sunny. Large human eating yeti population. Please stop moving here... For your own good

[vince @vincestaples]

Since we on the subject of Jewish people pastrami good as hell. Y’all went crazy on that one. Thank you.

[audrey @saint_audrey]

Zach spelled with an “h” is a scholar, Zack spelled with a “k” is a menace to society

[Zach Alps @alpert_zach]

@RealJackPiggott TGR “make believe” if you haven’t seen it

[felly @fellythekid]

Enter Sandman still the coldest track of all time

[Jason Cefus @Cefus4]

@puck_report2 If nobody really cares about hockey then explain how a hockey game filled Cotton Bowl Stadium for a game between teams from Nashville and Dallas.. guess I’m missing something.

[Mike Evans @MikeEvans13_]

I ain’t know Hummus was that damn good

[Humboldt Broncos @HumboldtBroncos]

April 6, 2018 is a day the Humboldt Broncos organization, along with the hockey world, will never forget.

Today and every day, we remember and pay tribute to all 29.

Always in our thoughts and prayers.

#onceabroncoalwaysabronco

[Zach Alps @alpert_zach]

@ryancrothers7

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Montana State student FROM THE PARKING LOT

[Zach Alps @alpert_zach]

To class*

[Zach Alps @alpert_zach]

Not going at class for the next 24 days in honor of Kobe Bryant

[James @CaucasianJames]

just wanna rollerblade into the sunset with my boys

[Zach Alps @alpert_zach]

Can we just impeach the whole government and start over?

[MADE IN Ⓣokyo 🇯🇵 skr skr ! @madeintyo]

hug your friends a little bit longer , get off the apps & live your life ❤️ make friends & memories ❤️ love every second of your life ❤️

[highsnobiety @highsnobiety]

We are heartbroken to learn that Juice WRLD has died at 21. 🌹

https://t.co/WzMnXLABGM

[freaky vibes 😈 @freakvibes13]

Gonna tell me kids this was curious gorge

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

You: oh no the Avs lost 2 of their 3 best players

Cale Makar:

[Dots @WhosDots]

I DIDN’T KNOW PIZZA JOINTS HAD THIS MUCH BEEF

[Barstool MSU @BarstoolBobcats]

The Bobcats trailed 21-0, ended up winning by 18. Bozeman is going to be rocking tonight, time to get drunk. (Everyone is already drunk so it is time to get drunk some more)