Alpesh Patel

You can’t bury alive anything that was ready to die. You can’t clip wings made of fire

[Alpesh Patel @alpesh1982]

@DoctorWhoWorld_ that 13 was played by a better actor, like Helen Mirren or Olivia Colman - someone who capable of leading a show and not just be an adequate member of an ensemble cast

[Alpesh Patel @alpesh1982]

@UTDQueku_ If we allowed Rooney back after questioning the club’s ambition and wanting to leave, then we should extend the courtesy to Rashford, but expect him to put in performances that shows he wants to be at United

[Alpesh Patel @alpesh1982]

@PopcornPost_ Recently: Master of the Universe : He-man

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@markgoldbridge Meh

[Alpesh Patel @alpesh1982]

@EthanRasslin its actually fairly easy to understand. I would go as far to say blindingly obvious.
I wouldn't openly question your intellect for making such a statement, but privately I would wonder if your statement is due ignorance of youth or just naive about the world at large

[Alpesh Patel @alpesh1982]

@TDesborough But they’re inconsistent, because Czechia is called Czech Republic. So make that make sense

[Alpesh Patel @alpesh1982]

@King0243_PJC Given how tame the reaction was, Fiona Bruce was right

[Alpesh Patel @alpesh1982]

Question for #mufc fans who wanted Nagelsmann as United boss, have these group games changed your opinion? I didn’t know much about him before, wasn’t keen on the idea due to unknowns- but group games make him look stubborn like Amorim over tactics and how to set up

[Alpesh Patel @alpesh1982]

@SandraRodkey A public toilet or a swamp

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@TomBrady Fuck no. Hydration breaks ruin the games. Fucking Americans

[Alpesh Patel @alpesh1982]

ITV should just pull the trigger and just have Emma Hayes surrounded by vhs tapes full of clips, a vhs player and a tv :- just replicate what Andy Gray did on Sky in the 90’s

[Alpesh Patel @alpesh1982]

@WorkElizab The men who did all those things

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@AdamMcKola Genuinely don’t understand this, given how fans have complained about players in the Utd squad with bad attitudes and how Amorim kicked them out. Now we want to bring in someone who is being forced out of their current club for having a bad attitude

[Alpesh Patel @alpesh1982]

@NoContextBrits Knock door run

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Question: all this hate towards Starmer, how do you know it’s not been generated by Russian bots and capitalised upon by Murdoch press and Daily Mail?

[Alpesh Patel @alpesh1982]

@davemeltzerWON In your opinion what should AEW do to get close to 80,000 attendance this year?

[Alpesh Patel @alpesh1982]

@WillOspreay Have you started thinking about what your entrance at All In this year will look like?
Both 2023 and 2024 were awesome for different reasons. I hope this year will be big and that there is an 80k crowd to see it too

[Alpesh Patel @alpesh1982]

I was thinking this morning at the start of 25/26 season Amorim knew Onana was injured and knew that both Onana and Bayandir were not the strongest goalkeepers, but still decided to send Radek Vitek out on loan. What was he seeing/thinking #mufc

[Will Ospreay • ウィル・オスプレイ @WillOspreay]

This is insane

[Alpesh Patel @alpesh1982]

@realninawysocka You mean aside from 2010 and 2022?