alphaBri 🥚🔍

🏳️‍⚧️ she/her, 18, bi+ace | i consume the same medias that a child in 2015 would | gonna make youtube stuff soon enough |

[alphaBri 🥚🔍 @alphaBrii]

everything created for children in the past 10 years is solely used to take advantage of their dopamine receptors and their parent's bank accounts

children aren't even people to these parasites

[Simple Works @SimpleWorksRblx]

👀 Guess what?

The Doomscroll Template isn’t banned on Roblox! 🎉

💰 Price: 149.99 | R$40K + tax
💬 Join our Discord to buy: https://t.co/vKxT9Gb5qE

#roblox #robloxdev #robloxtemplate #template

[alphaBri 🥚🔍 @alphaBrii]

That's it...This is the worst thing the Forsaken devs have ever done

[Wizardious @wizardiouss]

THANK YOU forsaken devs for adding a playlist feature that uses AI art and a 400 Robux (totally not a cashgrab) boombox gamepass THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!

[alphaBri 🥚🔍 @alphaBrii]

reposting this because it's the 10th anniversary of my roblox account lord help me

[steel @steelcarbine]

made a free tool that lets you search old roblox assets by their EXACT upload date. pick any day in 2008 and see what got uploaded that day

roblox never let us do this in 15 years lol

https://t.co/3dFcBCbUnx

🧵

[alphaBri 🥚🔍 @alphaBrii]

chris hansen: god i hate pedophiles so much i'm going to go on the network where they worship a pedophile for a living

[TMZ @TMZ]

Chris Hansen was turned away from a screening of the new movie that's all about him ... and while he says he didn't want to "sign away" his rights, he actually refused to sign a standard NDA.

[alphaBri 🥚🔍 @alphaBrii]

roblox players when they have to pay $300 for headless: Sigh...i know its a lot, but it must be done...Thank you for the opportunity, Baszucki

roblox players when they have to pay $30 for what people have been asking for for over half a decade: Dude. We have to kill these guys

[alphaBri 🥚🔍 @alphaBrii]

how it feels to get called a hacker in modern roblox

[alphaBri 🥚🔍 @alphaBrii]

@Koiverse_ i’m so excited pip 🥹

[alphaBri 🥚🔍 @alphaBrii]

obviously i do not support nitrolord/maddyblox/kandiwuff. she's heinous. but come on she literally said her pronouns in the image

[alphaBri 🥚🔍 @alphaBrii]

roblox safety advocates when you tell them they can't misgender a trans person because they did something bad

[Schlep @RealSchlep]

PSA 🚨🚨

A Roblox creator known as Nitrolord rebranded after being called out for previously operating a furry cub account (baby animals). On their new social media, they have publicly described themselves as an "ageplayer" and stated that they sexually roleplay as a child.

This guy is clearly a danger to kids who is on the platform so please spread the word

[alphaBri 🥚🔍 @alphaBrii]

@greenlegocats https://t.co/1po4KlJS4m

[alphaBri 🥚🔍 @alphaBrii]

roblox safety advocates when you tell them they can't misgender a trans person because they did something bad

[alphaBri 🥚🔍 @alphaBrii]

@inkblotPrincess what a nice thing to say about someone

[alphaBri 🥚🔍 @alphaBrii]

@eliminador32 the concept of crediting someone for ai generating a charlie kirk potato roblox video is hilarious to me

[alice alice @alicealeph0]

formative experience was listening to shitposts like this and being like this is genuinely groundbreaking music i need more. And then finding e+e

[alphaBri 🥚🔍 @alphaBrii]

@MAUREE_SHEKKAI whats the original song...

[alphaBri 🥚🔍 @alphaBrii]

We’re not removing R6. We’re just making it developer poison lol go to hell

[Bloxy News @Bloxy_News]

Starting June 8, 2026, Roblox will be increasing the DevEx rate by 42% for eligible games that have players over 18 years old spending Robux. To be eligible, games should use R15 avatars.

Full details: https://t.co/oOCQCmIIcc

[alphaBri 🥚🔍 @alphaBrii]

tomodachi life got me googling things like 1980sgamer napoleon sexuality

[DevUltra @DevUltraRBX]

So. This Game is Pain.
We had the Thousand Tile Challenge. Apparently, not difficult enough...

So I added a new target. Something so crazy, I was sure no one would bother to even try. A 100x100 puzzle. Ten. Thousand. Tiles.

And people are trying.
Not only that, someone beat it.

[alphaBri 🥚🔍 @alphaBrii]

@florentinesrose @mrcloxia god that one was a nightmare