Nathaniel August

this is not investment advice. just entertainment, comedy, and some observations. don’t take it (too) seriously

[Nathaniel August @alpha_exposure]

Drear frauds, please don’t give 45 minutes of prepared remarks. Please.

[Nathaniel August @alpha_exposure]

@tamika10411 If it were a tik tok investing group or a technical trading group or a 0DTE group or literally any other investing group then sure go. But come on? Value investing? Didn’t you see that Warren Buffet only did 19% a year? People are doing that daily right now. Some even hourly.

[Nathaniel August @alpha_exposure]

My son's school has a value investing society. I told him to skip it.

[Nathaniel August @alpha_exposure]

Not sure what part of the cycle we are in with the $FRMI IPO. This could be “a project of great advantage but nobody to know what it is” I guess?

[Nathaniel August @alpha_exposure]

I’ve been invited to participate in a group doing coordinated trading activity to buy stocks. Hard pass.

[Nathaniel August @alpha_exposure]

If this all turns out to be a mirage, the shorts will be blamed. Consider it a certainty.

[Nathaniel August @alpha_exposure]

Seems we are overdue for another investigation into how shorts are manipulating stocks and the markets

[Nathaniel August @alpha_exposure]

Dentist appt Monday. Honestly excited for an hour away from the screens 💋

[Nathaniel August @alpha_exposure]

Short seller support lines have been overwhelmed with calls today. Most callers are getting fast busy signals. The queue to bitch and moan to therapists and executive coaches has reached record lengths. I’m a lucky one. My estimated hold time makes Delta’s in March ‘20 look brisk

[Nathaniel August @alpha_exposure]

@Nerlynx1 Thankfully shorting is coming to Robinhood. Now we can find more people with the quintuple recessive gene.

[Nathaniel August @alpha_exposure]

This is the part of the cycle when short sellers have daily zoom support sessions with each other while wondering which one is going to come to their senses and stop shorting frauds, promotions, scams, and science projects first.

[Nathaniel August @alpha_exposure]

And if you spout off about short seller conspiracies, you’re really doing it wrong.

[Nathaniel August @alpha_exposure]

If you are a billionaire and you taunt short sellers and try to squeeze them, you are doing it wrong. You’re ringing the dinner bell. Just execute. All you’re doing now is convincing me that I’m right.

[Nathaniel August @alpha_exposure]

My poor compliance team. Wall cross galore. Ducks are quacking.

[Nathaniel August @alpha_exposure]

Back to the future. Not just a movie. Hello 2021.

[Nathaniel August @alpha_exposure]

@MidwestHedgie Like medivation tried to develop a cough syrup from Russia I think for Alzheimer’s (failed) and then did a successful prostate cancer drug and was bought by Pfizer I think

[Nathaniel August @alpha_exposure]

@MidwestHedgie Medivation? Celgene? Pharmacyclics?

[Nathaniel August @alpha_exposure]

@MidwestHedgie Steve Madden

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Why do we need multiple companies where the main asset is bitcoin? Isn’t just $mstr enough? There must be a dozen plus now.