Fisayo

Bibliophile📚 If I were an herb, I’d be cilantro🌿

[Fisayo @alpha_fifi]

Do you communicate better through speech or writing? Through writing, good. Through speech, even better, cuz these expression cards will help you tick both boxes.

They're thoughtfully crafted and blank inside, so you write as you feel. I'd grab one if I were you for 1k only.

[Fisayo @alpha_fifi]

Another one bites the dust. 😔

[Fisayo @alpha_fifi]

Eba and Egusi though 😫

[Chioma Genia @eugeeyy]

Royco seasoning cubes really fell off mehnn!!

Used to be everyone's favorite after knorr

[Azeez @AZolatunji1]

God I really want to do interesting and meaningful work.

[FEYIŞAYOMI 🌸 @Agbede_arorin]

Pardon?????
Any small thing, "Gen Z cannot relate".
Yen yen yen 😑😑
Do you people realize that Gen Z started from 1997?

Do you realize that the oldest Gen Z is almost 30 years old? And the youngest Gen Z is 14 years old .

If you want to call baby Shark do do, call Gen Alpha, because Gen Zs are NOT as young as you think they are.

I'm a Gen Z, I was very much aware of when the Five naira, Ten naira, Twenty naira and Fifty Naira notes were papers.

I knew when they changed it to the nylon that we now spend today.

I can vividly remember the time when they did Golden Jubilee for the #50 note.

I remember when a portion of pepper was #20, and when a cup of rice was #25 for long grain rice.

I remember when 5 eggs was #100. When Indomie was #30, when a cup of Garri was #10.

Yes, I'm a Gen Z and I remember.
Stop dragging us as if we just came into this world abeg.

[Fisayo @alpha_fifi]

Once upon a time, I used to wish people a Happy Birthday like this, but now 😂😂. E go be.

[Sultana @_sultanafarida]

Happy Birthday Dr @faith_adewale_ ❤️🎉

You know, life has a funny way of bringing people into our lives. Sometimes it happens in the most unexpected places, and somehow, in the middle of one of the craziest experiences of my life, I met you.

When I think about my BBNaija journey, your name will always be part of the story. Not because of the cameras, the tasks, or the headlines, but because our friendship proved that some connections are bigger than misunderstandings, stronger than difficult moments, and worth holding on to. Looking back now, I'm grateful that our story didn't stop where it could have. Instead, it grew into a friendship I genuinely cherish.

There are people you meet and forget, and then there are people whose presence leaves a lasting mark on your life. You've been that kind of person for me. Through the laughter, the conversations, the memories, and all the moments in between, you've been a blessing, and I hope you never forget how deeply appreciated you are.

Beyond all the things people know about you, I wish they could see the Faith I know. The thoughtful one. The caring one. The one who genuinely wants the best for the people around him. The one whose heart is far bigger than he lets on.

And before I go, let me confess something publicly today. 😂

One of my favorite things is watching you sigh deeply whenever you're trying to make me see reason and I deliberately refuse to... not because you're wrong, but because unfortunately for me, you somehow always end up winning. 🤣

The look on your face when you realize I'm arguing just for the sake of arguing deserves an award. 🤣

Thank you for always being patient enough to explain things, even when I'm determined to be stubborn.

Don't let this birthday message get to your head though. This is probably the last time you'll hear me admit that you're right. Please frame this moment because it's not happening again. 😂❤️

On a more serious note, my prayer for you today is that life gives back to you every bit of goodness that you pour into others. May God answer even the prayers you've kept hidden in your heart. May He open doors that no man can shut, elevate you beyond your expectations, and surround you with people who love and value you genuinely.

I pray that years from now, when you look back on this season of your life, you'll realize that it was the beginning of everything you've been hoping and praying for. May your days be filled with peace, your nights with rest, and your heart with the kind of happiness that doesn't depend on circumstances.

And when you become a billionaire, global tech genius, award winning doctor, international superstar, and all the other things you're clearly planning to become, I hope the world gives you back every bit of the goodness, kindness, and love that you so effortlessly give to others. ❤️✨

Thank you for being one of the best gifts this journey gave me. Thank you for your friendship, your wisdom, your patience, and for being someone I can genuinely say I'm grateful to have met.

Happy Birthday, my very own Travis Scott. ❤️

May this new year bring you everything you've worked for, everything you've prayed for, and beautiful blessings you never even saw coming.

Love always,

HRH Sultana ❤️♠️
#SultanaAuduson

[Fisayo @alpha_fifi]

@mezie_kingpin Your meal looks good, but the word you should have used is “concoction” not “concussion”. They sound similar but have entirely different meanings.

[Chief. @BadmanSophss]

No degenerate is too degenerate for a woman. Child molester? Serial killer? Human trafficker? Armed robber? If women had access to hell they would procreate with satan himself.

[Moj💕 @StellaOyekanmi]

B.A. Anthropology, University of Ibadan (First class Hons)
Best Graduating student, Department of Anthropology, UI
Overall Best Graduating Student, Department of Anthropology and Archaeology
M.A. Anthropology, Brown University
PhD Anthropology, Brown University (In-view)

[Fisayo @alpha_fifi]

@Anitadebaker My problem with oat pancake is that I find it too chewy. It’s tasty, though.

[Fisayo @alpha_fifi]

@joseph__adeoye 😂

[Fisayo @alpha_fifi]

@justfeyifunmi She dey pull your legs. Ma fo.

[Fisayo @alpha_fifi]

If the meal I’m to have for lunch at work isn’t already prepared a night before, it goes without saying that I’ll be eating out. The only thing I’m doing in the morning is thanking God for life and getting dressed for work.

[Fisayo @alpha_fifi]

@Smurf3600 @Awedathefirst Sorry. Just convert the shoe to slippers like other people. The pain isn’t worth it fr.

[Fisayo @alpha_fifi]

@UBeesurlah @Awedathefirst Sorry about it.

[Fisayo @alpha_fifi]

@chydyndu Nah. I want more than that, Papi.

[Fisayo @alpha_fifi]

If you spend over 50k in Justrite, they’ll give you a little something to appreciate you. Na “Thank you for your patronage” and warm smiles Jendol wan use wound me yesterday. They can do better.

[Fisayo @alpha_fifi]

@chydyndu How will they appreciate me? In cash or in kind?