Alpha86🐀

your greatest rival when it comes to gaming skill

[Alpha86🐀 @alphaa86]

giving 1 word answers is like mashing through dialogue irl

[Alpha86🐀 @alphaa86]

they need to make a social media platform where you can only communicate through souls game messages

[Alpha86🐀 @alphaa86]

when the foul tarnished says something so emboldened by the flame of ambition you gotta hit em with that fell omen stare

[Alpha86🐀 @alphaa86]

99% of insane people quit just before they get a different result

[Alpha86🐀 @alphaa86]

@CALAMARIsteeeve NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Alpha86🐀 @alphaa86]

in the mathed class straight up "sine"ing and "cosine"ing it. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. my tryangle.

[Alpha86🐀 @alphaa86]

https://t.co/oPGGYhAI27

[Alpha86🐀 @alphaa86]

👀big things coming

[Alpha86🐀 @alphaa86]

for going against the rules of the competition, meaning the competition is a catch 22 situation where the only possible way to win is to never participate in the first place 2/2

[Alpha86🐀 @alphaa86]

me when i never show up to the "never showing up competition" and realizing that i cannot win the competition as i am not there to receive the award, while simultaneously realizing that anyone who showed up to the competition would immediately be disqualified 1/2

[Alpha86🐀 @alphaa86]

y'all ever just want to print something but your printer decides to send you on a sidequest instead

[Alpha86🐀 @alphaa86]

coinless gaming

[Alpha86🐀 @alphaa86]

driving is like playing fnaf

[Alpha86🐀 @alphaa86]

could someone make a video of the piranha plants in mario wonder singing the american dad theme thanks

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Spongebob Patrick

[Alpha86🐀 @alphaa86]

dividing by 0 has been undefined for so long like just define it already cmon

[Alpha86🐀 @alphaa86]

ketchup and mustard are both kinda mid but at least mustard knows its place