Abhilasha

every waking second of life I wish to traumatise

[Abhilasha @AlphaAndOMegha]

@Grivia_ Grivia yaar.

[zooted frederick douglas @stanimpala]

DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOUR COWORKER!!

[Abhilasha @AlphaAndOMegha]

Almost there baby

[Abhilasha @AlphaAndOMegha]

I have always been single on Valentine’s Day!! No this will not change, it gets funnier every year

[Abhilasha @AlphaAndOMegha]

I have been here for more than a year? Shut up

[Abhilasha @AlphaAndOMegha]

Enjoy

[Abhilasha @AlphaAndOMegha]

I forgot I had this

[Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno]

if a woman tells you you have “nice hands” she is doing everything in her power not to fuck you senseless please release her from her torment her friends are receiving the kinds of messages someone in prison would send

[Abhilasha @AlphaAndOMegha]

@Grivia_ C*m

[Abhilasha @AlphaAndOMegha]

I just realised I actually hate whipped cream-just the texture of it is so off

[Abhilasha @AlphaAndOMegha]

In my dumb era

[Abhilasha @AlphaAndOMegha]

@Grivia_ @misssexypayaI Wait what is the context

[Abhilasha @AlphaAndOMegha]

@exoticqueer_ 🥺

[Abhilasha @AlphaAndOMegha]

Unfollowed him on Instagram because I couldn’t suffer the embarrassment of this moment

[Abhilasha @AlphaAndOMegha]

This morning I saw a man I befriend at a bar last week, only this time I was in a bus and he was cycling down Waterloo bridge next to me. Did I tap the bus window more than once? Yes. Did he see me? No😩

[Abhilasha @AlphaAndOMegha]

If I think about sex with men one more time today I swear I’m going to cry

I just want to hug Jack Black or a Pedro Pascal-y dude, basically hug a bear-man archetype

[Abhilasha @AlphaAndOMegha]

Tell me why there’s an option to put “deep chats” as one of your interests on your bumble profile??

“Oh I’m sorry, I don’t want to talk tv and series interests, tell me the one secret you swore you’d never ever tell”

[shelbs 🙏🏾 @ShellbK3]

Btw y’all, when I say to pay respect to the King of England, this is who I’m talking about. #AcrossTheSpiderVerse

[Abhilasha @AlphaAndOMegha]

Me in the sains next to my dorm

[Abhilasha @AlphaAndOMegha]

💀💀💀💀💀

[Abhilasha @AlphaAndOMegha]

@Grivia_ I think if it had to be any of the siblings I’d rather it be Kendall, but this was so satisfying nonetheless
It was like watching the most sensible, cyclical doomsday for a family

[Abhilasha @AlphaAndOMegha]

My toxic trait is that I wanted it to be Kendall