skippy

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Please read responsibly

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she hit my dick like 9/11
she juggle my balls like 6 7

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star track: revenge of the con

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nobody needs to know if anyone is french

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oh no its the Depths of Hell Dog from the depths of Hell!!!

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Do bugs sin?

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horton hears a whore

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I’m gonna release the heat seeking Chef Boyardee can on you

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lick my eyebrow, bitch

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youre giving her a skinned pie?!

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guys.. why is jazz good for no reason

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Chewing was invented by big teeth to sell more tooth.

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Cracking open some mark’s harder’s with the boys and watching squad games

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I'll buy a new dick with my library card, bitch!

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That's gross,you kiss strangers?

He's not strangers, he's the mailman!

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I put joints in my balls!

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emotional support beef stick

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he sounds like the taste of butter

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i nameded him penis..
i mean peanut butter

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That's why I'm awesome, because I smell shoes.

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The ground cum is not as good as the bucket cum