ᴉʇuǝʌ ɐɹpuɐxǝlɐ 🦇

you're not my dad! You always wanna hear something, you ugly ass doodoo head
@LexieGrayArt

[ᴉʇuǝʌ ɐɹpuɐxǝlɐ 🦇 @alphabetsoup129]

Come clear out the last of my stock. All my candles are 40-50% off! :)

[Lexie Gray | Syzygy Scents @LexieGrayArt]

Hello friends! As you might know, I’m closing my business!

All products are 40-50% off now until I run out of stock. While there’s plenty of scents to choose from, I don’t have many of each, so don’t miss out!

https://t.co/nIx2xffNus

[ᴉʇuǝʌ ɐɹpuɐxǝlɐ 🦇 @alphabetsoup129]

Ah so this is why it took 4 hours to get out of the lot 😭

[camila @knopetwinflame]

lana del rey in pittsburgh 10/03 ! she came straight from heaven <3

[ᴉʇuǝʌ ɐɹpuɐxǝlɐ 🦇 @alphabetsoup129]

@isabelTPRFAN “Stayed up” like I would have ever been asleep before midnight 😅 but I’m glad we could make your day!!

[ᴉʇuǝʌ ɐɹpuɐxǝlɐ 🦇 @alphabetsoup129]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 1 Aug 2012 (via @twi_age).

[ᴉʇuǝʌ ɐɹpuɐxǝlɐ 🦇 @alphabetsoup129]

@highandcrying_ Last time I went there, this grown woman was yelling at her elderly mother in the entrance for a solid 10 minutes. It’s always so chaotic.

[ᴉʇuǝʌ ɐɹpuɐxǝlɐ 🦇 @alphabetsoup129]

@yay_its_ray Someone asked for 5 ranches with their salad once. Appalled. That’s just soup at that point.

[ᴉʇuǝʌ ɐɹpuɐxǝlɐ 🦇 @alphabetsoup129]

Thinking about the table who ordered wings (10ct) and asked for 3 ranches AND 3 blue cheeses with them. That’s over an ounce of dressing per wing. Who wants that? Who needs that?

[ᴉʇuǝʌ ɐɹpuɐxǝlɐ 🦇 @alphabetsoup129]

@grace_collins86 Literally same

[Nikki McMullen @nikki_mcmullen]

I decided to try my hand at embroidery, practicing on my least favourite pair of jeans in case it went terribly. But now that I’ve finished, I think I might have a new favourite pair 👀

[ᴉʇuǝʌ ɐɹpuɐxǝlɐ 🦇 @alphabetsoup129]

I’ve had this shirt for 10 years lol

[ᴉʇuǝʌ ɐɹpuɐxǝlɐ 🦇 @alphabetsoup129]

This guy ordered a hoagie with no mods and his girlfriend said “really? You know you’re particular about hoagies.” He goes off “no onion, light mushroom add mayo etc”

Is he going to take it back? Is he going to tip poorly? Will it be a positive experience for all? Stay tuned!!!

[ᴉʇuǝʌ ɐɹpuɐxǝlɐ 🦇 @alphabetsoup129]

😌 meeee

[ᴉʇuǝʌ ɐɹpuɐxǝlɐ 🦇 @alphabetsoup129]

Wordle 280 5/6
I know this one is about to piss people off

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[ᴉʇuǝʌ ɐɹpuɐxǝlɐ 🦇 @alphabetsoup129]

Doing the most with this spring cleaning 🧹

[ᴉʇuǝʌ ɐɹpuɐxǝlɐ 🦇 @alphabetsoup129]

Wordle 276 2/6

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Hell yeah brother

[ᴉʇuǝʌ ɐɹpuɐxǝlɐ 🦇 @alphabetsoup129]

@isabelTPRFAN Oh no 😭

[ᴉʇuǝʌ ɐɹpuɐxǝlɐ 🦇 @alphabetsoup129]

She’s also the only person to ask if I raised my shipping prices. Girly it’s brutal out here. Yes I did.

[ᴉʇuǝʌ ɐɹpuɐxǝlɐ 🦇 @alphabetsoup129]

Not only does this one customer want a list of my mystery melts every time she orders (which defeats the purpose-but she has allergies to floral so whatever) but she asks me to describe the scents. I literally wrote the scent description. Like read it. Just read it 😭

[ᴉʇuǝʌ ɐɹpuɐxǝlɐ 🦇 @alphabetsoup129]

And I could ignore her but I’m just a small business so here I am TRYING to be nice and patient. But like this is the same girl who messaged me on Thanksgiving and New Years and then tweets me if I don’t respond fast enough.

[ᴉʇuǝʌ ɐɹpuɐxǝlɐ 🦇 @alphabetsoup129]

Nicely, I tried to reword the one scent and she asked exact what the green was when I said “fresh green/earthy scent” like idk it’s fragrance oil. I am not out here milking leaves out here for my candles.