casanova cowboy

[casanova cowboy @alphabuildr]

you ever look at your fellow friends in their mid-late 20’s with wives and children and be like, “wow, am I behind the curve?” as you crack open a white claw on a tuesday afternoon?

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

I’m putting together a foursome.

[E @ElijahSchaffer]

Since California belongs to Mexico because they had it 1st

Ukraine belongs to Russia

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Trump has added the golf swing to his dance moves. Game changer. Pray for Kamala.

[casanova cowboy @alphabuildr]

My politics are whatever this is

[AB @AB84]

Kamala look like she just walked off the Mayflower

[casanova cowboy @alphabuildr]

@JoeBiden and you call yourself a Catholic?

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

BREAKING: Joe Biden has submitted his NCAA March Madness bracket with a Final Four of Kentucky, Mexico, North Egypt State, and the Hamburglar.

[Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia]

Wow, a normal, heterosexual man.
How terrible.

[Roady @roadsoda69420]

need a zero calorie drink with 300 mgs of caffeine, 6mgs of nicotine, 8% abv and 25 grams of protien

[casanova cowboy @alphabuildr]

Recession indicator?

[casanova cowboy @alphabuildr]

guys when you’re chick is really mad just tell her to calm down. it always works

[casanova cowboy @alphabuildr]

putting my dick on the counter at pawn stars and rick says he has to call his buddy that deals with miniatures

[casanova cowboy @alphabuildr]

nice ass fall day here. going to the gas station for a gigantic taquito

[casanova cowboy @alphabuildr]

jus wish shed say that about me 😪

[casanova cowboy @alphabuildr]

paw patrol has arrested and destroyed commander biden https://t.co/RxbTbFdSFI

[casanova cowboy @alphabuildr]

“when does telling the truth ever help anybody” -Rosa Parks

[casanova cowboy @alphabuildr]

all right picture this.. raising canes, but with a bar

[casanova cowboy @alphabuildr]

this gave me an involuntary erection. the kind that wont go away even when you walk around some

[casanova cowboy @alphabuildr]

a one world government would be pretty swag