Martin Clayton

Cornish expat anchored in London. Fictional author of "The Urban Beetroot Uprising - Roots without Reason" (pub. Feckless Man).

[Martin Clayton @alphacabbage1]

Ah Swipe, it's that man again, Trump ;) #WhatsInAname .@SwipeLDN

[Martin Clayton @alphacabbage1]

@Histreepix That weird party trick, impersonating an apple

[Martin Clayton @alphacabbage1]

@cornishchoughs It sounds like a good time to watch The (amazing) Blob https://t.co/wqzJmMm3Nx

[Martin Clayton @alphacabbage1]

@Histreepix Undercover, Downing Street garden

[Martin Clayton @alphacabbage1]

@islingtonkazoo @Talia_inReality Probably https://t.co/XSMH18KwQQ

[Martin Clayton @alphacabbage1]

@Alexbkirk No! “Have you lost your marbles?” ;)

[Martin Clayton @alphacabbage1]

@charlottejee Perhaps a Retox party? I did wonder if I was risking a medical emergency going from zero to silly-amount after a year and a half off but all-good. :) Probably be different now I’m wiser, err, older. 🙂

[Martin Clayton @alphacabbage1]

Hmm, not convinced. Should we rip this lot down?

[Martin Clayton @alphacabbage1]

#demarcation #union

[Martin Clayton @alphacabbage1]

@philipwhale It makes sense / perception is / Gestalt ‘Laws’ are magic / ‘like’ != ‘is’

[Martin Clayton @alphacabbage1]

Hair-brained specialisation

[Martin Clayton @alphacabbage1]

Don’t fear the Reaper #CapitalPunishment

[Martin Clayton @alphacabbage1]

@Alexbkirk No, texture up the spout — it’d be more like a seared waffle sandwich

[Martin Clayton @alphacabbage1]

@Alexbkirk Yes but a crumpet is more than the sum of its parts. If you cut the top off one you won’t end up with a pikelet — only a Crumplet Paradox ;)

https://t.co/Cuz4XtKkzn

[Michelle Dewberry @MichelleDewbs]

I am eating these as I type (I am great at multitasking)

I can not help but call these Pikelets, much to @Sjopinion10 disagreement...

What do you call them?

#ImportantQuestions #FirstWorldProblems 🤔

[Martin Clayton @alphacabbage1]

@Histreepix “That’s OK, you sit on your arse and I’ll invent the modern pentathlon”.

[Martin Clayton @alphacabbage1]

@mattlockrhodes “We have taken our time and considered our approach” … “We have come up with what I believe is a fair balance and a structure right across our options”

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🤣 #partridge

[Martin Clayton @alphacabbage1]

@BBCArchive I’d no idea he was such an ace — weather wasn’t on my radar #climatechange

[Martin Clayton @alphacabbage1]

@mattlockrhodes It’s an economist line; least harm/best outcome comes from reducing demand (take them back) rather than ‘helping’. By that rationale, the Royal Navy should live stream blowing them out of the water — it’s for the greater good — but oops, we’re barbaric fascist monsters

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@SlowWaysUK 22% is nuts ;) but I’ll admit to a telescopic magnetic pick-up tool (keys down drains, etc).

[Martin Clayton @alphacabbage1]

@YouGov I wonder where Boris Johnson would feature. The wording frames it as ‘possibility’ not ‘confidence’ so we might as well get motivation in the mix. Tabs by voting intention, please :)

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@AGKD123 I read that it all changed when Macron said you won’t be allowed to play. Libertarians didn’t like that ;)