Dean F

📍Birmingham✍️Writer | Lifting, running, swimming, movies & comedy🏆Undefeated arm-wrestling record holder. Tea ninja ☕

[Dean F @alphadeano]

It's over there somewhere...===>>>

[Dean F @alphadeano]

Bada boom. Bada bing.

[Dean F @alphadeano]

@PopcornPost_ Bone Tomahawk

[Dean F @alphadeano]

This was a mad film. Speaking as someone who once chopped his finger off, this opened up new trauma wounds for me...

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)

[Dean F @alphadeano]

This reminds me of the time someone I know accidentally splashed someone standing by the side of the road, about to take a mouthful of a cornish pasty they'd purchased from Greggs.

Pitch perfect timing based around a snack.

[Restore The Empire @empire_res66190]

This is hilarious 😂 poor officer just going about his day 😂😂

[Dean F @alphadeano]

@Glowwvy It's working great if you ask me. lol.

[Dean F @alphadeano]

I miss:

* James Gandolfini
* Robin Williams
* John Candy

Leg-ends all gone too soon.

[CineVow @cinevow]

James Gandolfini in New York City, 2010

[Dean F @alphadeano]

@wendy_witchy Comedy gold. A great 5 word hook if ever there was one.

May your flange repair itself in good haste.

[Dean F @alphadeano]

At least it wasn't whilst watching Stars In Your Eyes...

[D @dkyle0303]

Who is responsible for these in West Denton 😭

[Dean F @alphadeano]

I'm a sucker for pixel art like this. It's sort of beautiful imo...

[Dean F @alphadeano]

While the robots are busy doing our jobs, we can all get together and have a knees up.

Who's in?

[Dean F @alphadeano]

The robots are coming to take your job.

And there's nothing you can do about it.

Well, I say nothing...

Humans are lazy b*stards so the robots are inevitable.

Companies will number crunch and choose what the bean counters say makes most profit.

[Dean F @alphadeano]

Welcome to Wednesday

It's slashing it down outside as the rain pitter patters in between keystrokes.

Gloomy, wet and miserable - but she's good with the kids.

[Dean F @alphadeano]

I just watched The Assembly with Danny Dyer as the guest being invited on and interviewed.

It's well worth 20 odd minutes of anyone's time. If you've never heard of this show, take my word for it.

[Dean F @alphadeano]

@ElsaBiog I can appreciate that. It was always more complicated in those days :)

[Dean F @alphadeano]

Imagine being a woman, marrying a bloke and them then admitting to you they are gay.

"Oh by the way I know you're a woman, but I've decided I'm a bit gay now. Sorry to ruin the wedding memories"... it's just ridiculous.

Mini rant aside, this book looks interesting...

[Elsa Lanchester Biography @ElsaBiog]

Here it is, folks. Your first look at 'Elsa Lanchester: Bride of the Hunchback' by MJ Simpson. The definitive biography, more than 20 years in the making. Available for pre-order via the @FAB_Press website from this Thursday.

[Dean F @alphadeano]

I loved Sopranos. May be the best series ever.

Paulie Walnuts was a great character as well...

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

The Sopranos (1999–2007)

[Dean F @alphadeano]

@iam_jlc The first time I watched that film it was on cable. It froze/glitched out during the bit where the truck drove up the road. I thought to myself, "This is the slowest start to a movie ever".

Was staring at a road doing nothing for over 5 minutes with no sign of the A Team.

[Dean F @alphadeano]

@iam_jlc I would never cast him away in that scenario, JLC.

Willsssoooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Dean F @alphadeano]

@Collieuk Daniel, son :)

Be like the water my friend.

I quit before I got to black belt, but I bumped into someone in my class at Virgin Records years later. He was a black belt by then, which I thought was as cool as owning a Sega Megadrive.

[Dean F @alphadeano]

Apparently one of the best things you can do if you have problems with your lower back/sciatic nerve, is a lot of stretching.

Don't ask me what exercises to do in this regard, I just do the ones I learned when I used to do Karate.

Dead hangs are also good.

[Dean F @alphadeano]

And this is after just one can of Shandy Bass...