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scotch pies, music , lfc , cider

[Kevin Maguire @Kevin_Maguire]

Maximum stay: 49 days

[Frank Cottrell-Boyce @frankcottrell_b]

Tomorrow night! A good day to stroll out to Hilbre and back, finishing off at @WestKirbyBooks with me ...
"there is no sweeter rus in urbe" than West Kirkby (John Betjamin)

https://t.co/aRmNmoJb58

[blue @bluewmist]

I'm finally reading Dune. This quote, which is in the first few pages, hits hard:

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."

[alphadom @alphadom]

T shirts bring people together. This time meeting Jake Buggs drummer in a bar in Tokyo cos I'm wearing @STONELIVERPOOL t. Well in.

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Can you imagine how explosively the right would shit themselves if a group of Muslims were driving around London impersonating police officers and intimidating non-Muslims under the justification of countering Islamophobia? The shrieking about "Sharia law" would shatter glass.

[alphadom @alphadom]

Cooked up a little treat from @aktarathome in the campervan sitting next to a marina. Top food wherever you have it

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Thatcher called bin Laden a 'freedom fighter', Mandela a 'terrorist', Pinochet a 'good friend' and trade unions 'the enemy within'. And Jimmy Savile 'Sir'.

[alphadom @alphadom]

Liverpool sound city wins again. Anyone that's hasn't been should. Happy people everywhere,great music everywhere. X

[alphadom @alphadom]

Liverpool #soundcity day 1

[alphadom @alphadom]

Mega busy day at Liverpool #soundcity . Special mention to The Love Buzz for being my pick of the day without having a clue who they were https://t.co/IjOhi8nbuZ

[alphadom @alphadom]

The plan for #soundcity starts. Should be a cracking day

[alphadom @alphadom]

Escape from New York Remains a Masterpiece From Start to Finish https://t.co/dAbSYD41p3

[alphadom @alphadom]

This city performance is turd. Can you imagine the fume if this was Liverpool......

[Dan Rysk @DanDeFiEd]

Italian efficiency when it comes to coffee should be studied.

In Italy:
- Walk into a bar and look at the guy
- Un caffe
- 30 seconds later it’s ready
- Shoot it
- Leave €1
- Walk out

In the US:
- Join a line
- Wait
- Order coffee
- Answer 12 questions: Size? Milk? Roast? Sugar? Temperature? Colombia beans? Name? How do you spell it?
- $12.34
- Ask for a 20% tip. Click 5 times on a ipad to have a custom tip
- Tap phone
- ask where to send the invoice
- Wait again on a different line
- Someone call a name that sounds similar to mine
- get the coffee
- too hot, can't drink it
- finally at temperature

taste like shit

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

Things I have learned from the movies"

Having watched hundreds of movies, they have taught me many things that I would like to share with you today:

1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.

2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.

3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.

5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.

6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.

8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.

11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.

12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.

13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.

14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

15. All single women have a cat.

16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.

18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.

19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.

20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.

21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.

22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

23. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.

24. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son's eighth birthday.

27. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

28. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

29. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

30. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

[Seán Ono Lennon @seanonolennon]

Okay y’all we’re getting some good views on the new Meat Machines loop video but we need your help to get more! Please give it a watch and share with family and friends!

@cl_delirium @ATORecords @RichRagsdale @CageClaypool

https://t.co/KQz92LUZCS

#thegreatparrotoxandthegoldeneggofempathy

[alphadom @alphadom]

Boss this https://t.co/4GjDxQZwK6

[alphadom @alphadom]

Another great night at birkos home of new music @future_yard #wyatt #ttssfu

[alphadom @alphadom]

Build Our Future - Realising Future Yard 2.0 https://t.co/jABQ3Wrggf