WOW – you won't believe what words have penetrated my ears.
I just had an intimate conversation with a top GOP confidant who told me, on the condition of anonymity, that Tucker Carlson is "deep" in talks to become President Trump's running mate.
This would be a brilliant political move by President Trump and effectively end the entire 2024 race.
Joe Biden and his handlers are literally trembling in fear over this juicy news.
BREAKING: The Easter Bunny is accusing Joe Biden of making unwanted sexual advances toward her at the annual Easter Egg Roll.
This is the 2nd accusation of sexual misconduct made against Biden.
The bunny will reportedly be testifying before congress in late May, per ANN.
Dear Taylor Swift,
I’m saddened to hear about your recent breakup. I really am. I didn’t want to have to make this public, but I’ve been pushed to my breaking point.
It’s YOU, Taylor. You’re the problem, it’s YOU.
Stop calling me!
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:
Last week, domestic beer, our way of life, and the very existence of alpha males came under attack.
This effeminate act of terror may have dented our beer cans, but it will never dent the steely resolve of alpha males.
BREAKING: Taylor Swift is actively pursuing Nick Adams (Alpha Male) to be her husband per @realscottypimp.
“I’ve finally realized that I’m in desperate need of an Alpha Male to provide for me, and there is no man better for the job than Nick Adams.” - Taylor Swift