True Believer

Metalhead, beer connoisseur, comicbook enthusiast, True Believer.

[True Believer @AlphanerdTm]

Is it considered inappropriate to respond to a death threat with "Not if I find you first! Lol xoxoxo"?
#AskingForaFriend

[True Believer @AlphanerdTm]

@PoliteButFirm It's absolutely nuts right now

[Hugh Jackman @RealHughJackman]

Dedicated to BLADE!!!!

[ralphgarman @RalphGarman]

HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON is BACK! Come hang with me & @thatkevinsmith this Saturday, June 8th at 10pm! @FlappersComedy in Burbank! Get your tickets NOW: https://t.co/AcHyfnsRz7

[🔆Lauren @laurenfromiowa]

More culturally important than anything the Beatles ever did

[Michael Swaim went to bsky @SWAIM_CORP]

bangers all

[True Believer @AlphanerdTm]

@Pearlmania500 That panel from Preacher is perfect!

[Polite But Firm @PoliteButFirm]

Telling all the parents at my nephew's party, "My tamagotchi requires a lot of attention too, so I get it."

[True Believer @AlphanerdTm]

@RideUTA What's the deal with delay on Red line north bound?

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

I am now making controversial opinions my entire personality, hope that’s okay

[Polite But Firm @PoliteButFirm]

This fall, only on F/X:

BITCH MOM

[True Believer @AlphanerdTm]

@PoliteButFirm Deep throat

[Jeff May (CEO, Antifa Org.) @heytherejeffro]

Grateful every day I'm not a part of the face-tattoo generation

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

RISE UP JABRONIS

[Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa]

You don't see this very much on Twitter but folks on the r/StudentLoans subreddit are crying tears of joy today

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

the Trump crime family has now pleaded the fifth more times than they've paid taxes

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I already knew Kim and Pete broke up because Alex Jones’s lawyer sent me their text messages.

[Jeff May (CEO, Antifa Org.) @heytherejeffro]

I'm 100% convinced that if Alien came out today a bunch of neckbeards would call Ripley a Mary Sue, complain that it's woke trash, and review bomb the shit out of it.

[Jeff May (CEO, Antifa Org.) @heytherejeffro]

I'm sorry to say that this has upset the coveted "Dude With an Anime Character as Their Profile Pic and 6 Followers" demographic

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT REPUBLICANS BLOCKED $35 INSULIN, ARE YOU KIDDING ME