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[Dirmax✨🌍 @JustDirmax]

This game looks challenging but fun 😂

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Broooooo

[Alpha_oxothnk @alphaoxothnk]

If u still no believe say Messi na FIFA boy na u sabi o… even Messi fans sef sabi but dem go just dey argue blindly because e dey favour dem 🤡

Everything is written clearly 🤷‍♂️

[Darren @MUFCDarren_]

Still find it crazy that Lionel Messi didn’t get booked for the same foul that got Xavi Simons sent off. 😂

[Alpha_oxothnk @alphaoxothnk]

Some people still don’t believe it’s scripted

[Sirtee of Gunners @Sirteeoflagos13]

Football is evil, scripted and recently not given Joy.

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U wan open way for Rob Starks so dem go fit dey mend again 😂😂

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Will anyone d!e if they replicated this in Nigeria ?

Oh wait, no need…

They should just empower us with kuli kuli jarey.. everywhere good! 👌

[Alpha_oxothnk @alphaoxothnk]

@Premiboi2 @AkinolaIsr23380 @HARIPOTA010 Dem suppose pipe u better piping o 😂😂😂

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So he played 2010 WC?? 🤣🤣🤣

[Jago @HEISJAGO]

In 2022, he could have faced Brazil in the semi-final but Brazil lost to Croatia.

In 2010, he could have faced England in the quarter-finals but England lost to Germany.

In 2014, he could have faced Portugal in the Round of 16 but Portugal got knocked out in the group stage.

Italy didn’t even make it out of the group stage the last time they were in the World Cup

Meanwhile, Messi advanced to the next round in all of these stages while the people he was supposed to play against didn’t

So how was any of this Messi’s fault?

[Alpha_oxothnk @alphaoxothnk]

@tunnarmcniarr What’s AWB and Lindelöf doing there? Even Telles?

I’d remove Sanchez and put Falcao

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With this Roberto Martinez as their coach?
Let’s see how it goes 🤞

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

They should be able to reach semi-final if they stop playing nonsense

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@datantisocial1 8112629364
OPay

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@d_G_OAT @world_xyz Na 5 views u get in 15mins
E no fit see u eje 😂😂🤲

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Be lyk say she been dey on vacation before…. Cos that 4th frame be like say depression don almost kill her 😂😂

[🀄𝑴𝒂𝒙𝒊 𝑹𝒊𝒐𝒔🔞🇵🇹🇦🇷🇪🇸🇧🇷🇨🇵 @Maxiishim_]

Omo this babe still dey??? 🌚😂😂

[Alpha_oxothnk @alphaoxothnk]

He’s on some cheap drugs

[Sakpo @sakpo0007_]

Ronaldo is the Biggest and the gap is not even close, what are you on?

[Alpha_oxothnk @alphaoxothnk]

Tuchel was never a wise man and will never be… I remember when United fans wanted him at the dugout

Thank God he renewed his contract with England

[Traded for a twitch streamer @donthypeem]

On Tuchel tbf. How do you play for two full 90s when you know first hand how injury prone he is + knowing he’s coming off injury

[Alpha_oxothnk @alphaoxothnk]

@tosintweet Let’s keep it going like that 😂😂😂

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I always thought Idris Elba was Jordi Alba’s Uncle

[olúwatósìn @tosintweet]

I swear I always thought Jessica Alba is Idris Elba's wife

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Through thick and thin I’ll always stand with the 🐐 ❤️

[Sirtee of Gunners @Sirteeoflagos13]

🐐 no doubt

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@bzingers @TheSilvapr No be say he nearly…. He collect am 🔥

Woni America ni Wande tin bo 🎧

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@Delly_Manna @Seskinho9 Ykb

Fb

[Alpha_oxothnk @alphaoxothnk]

How 2 people go play 6 world cups and na only one person score for the 6…. so u’re telling me a man played a WC tournament and didn’t register a goal?? World Cup o!!!

And you expect me to fall for the narratives that he’s the Goat? lol

Hold that Eibar boy for me joor😂😂

[ᴍᴀɴᴜ. @ESnomanu]

Vamos a desmontar el relato de Messi en los mundiales:

- después de jugar 6 mundiales, nunca ha jugado contra: Brasil, España, Inglaterra, Uruguay, Portugal ni Italia.

- de las grandes selecciones solo jugó contra: Alemania (3 veces), Holanda (2 veces) y Francia (1 vez). Perdió todos los partidos.

- en el mundial de Sudáfrica de 2010, marcó un total de 0 goles.

- en el de Brasil 2014, marcó 4. Todos en fase de grupos. Los rivales: Bosnia, Nigeria e Irán.

- En Rusia 2018, solo marcó a su víctima favorita: Nigeria.

- en Qatar 2022, marcó 7 goles. 4 de penalti.

Es la carrera más maquillada de la historia entre ayudas, penaltis y goles a selecciones sin historia ninguna.