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he/him my truck’s name is the Smokewagon

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@LegoBrickVault Looks good! Unfortunately this is a rebuild using last year’s Museum. Same color palette, same minifig selection. Looks really great though!

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Putting on my armor (WJHS gym shorts) to earn my warrior’s death (get the mail)

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I bet auctioneers give wild head

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@Ayeebeckyy I was Lincoln 💅

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Laughing and crying at the drunk guy at the blues game shit talking the opposition’s weak ass ankles

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Yeah sex is great but have you SEEN the last five minutes of The Dark Knight!?!

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I went to one baseball game and now the MLB will not sleep until I get my daily email

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When she shakes on my birthday until I grimace

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Folding and stacking laundry makes me feel like Wall-E

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Teal is the best color.

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Phineas & Ferb’s best episode was Love Handel

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@reneehasler My methods are unorthodox but damnit my results are indisputable

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The first time I went to Casa Romero was the day Harambe got shot.

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i don’t like ryan gosling’s character in the notebook

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gaslighting my dog into thinking she’s the only one who can hear the dead smoke alarm chirp

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fleetwood mac

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are y’all normal or did you also see a weird 3 instead of an eagle growing up

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watching spider man on https://t.co/5pLLc6yrXP and the guy filming turned around the camera and said “this is my favorite part”

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life could be harder m&ms could be individually wrapped

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my mom didn’t let us have those spider-man silly string web shooters because we had carpet