when isagi tells me his ideal type is someone who laughs a lot and has a wonderful smile but all i can offer him is a clown, potential man and benchwarmer3000
KAISER OMAKE FROM VOL. 38: MICHAEL KAISER’S SHITTY JAPAN INVESTIGATION JOURNAL (OFFICIAL ENGLISH TRANSLATION)
‘So this is the town where Yoichi grew up… Shitty Japan.’ [..]
My Problem… What the hell are you laughing at…?
[Hack! Cough! Cough!]
Get out… Damn it! I said get out…!!! Damn you, Yoichi…!!”
(The interview was discontinued after Michael Kaiser attempted to strangle himself and descended into a delirious state.)