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[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I think your hips just lied bro

[hunter @3gpmh]

no i actually noticed that social cue i just didn’t know what to do with it

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love when someone says "this is gonna sound weird" because finally we're getting somewhere

[mayank @maynkydvv]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[Brad Pepsi @brad_pepsi]

Im so high right now you need to stop

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

My doctor confirmed that I consume enough Miller High Life and hint of lime tortilla chips to create a digestive environment untenable for the explosive diarrhea parasite

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

texting people back is hard as fuck i really do think ur cool i promise, i just can't right now man

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

My dream relationship is one where I can be a princess and a dictator at the same time

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

you accidentally swipe into that shop tab on tiktok and it be tryna holding you hostage. unhand me you bedazzled temu

[angie @teaxtarot]

OCD feels like you constantly forgot something and also you’re going to be arrested because of it

[mel @7969ss]

Every man who's called me crazy has also called me again later

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

please don’t come into my chocolate factory expecting some bullshit. this is a place of work. do not talk to my fat little employees

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

sorry i didnt hear you i was thinking of something weird

[cranston @__cranston__]

can i come over and provoke you

[syrax @s4crifalso]

Imagina dormir conmigo y verme todas las mañanas así

[cee @1ovesickkk]

sorry i only know how to be intense and passionate and insane

[kanoa @heelbitee]

soup is called that bc when u eat it ur so up

[LK 🕷️ @LKSherms]

after losing my mind for 4 hours i’ve decided nothing is really that serious