alphasub

kinkster✨whovian✨1/2 of @sensualwax

[in charge of the girls @AmeriKraut]

a 1b rinse is too harsh and unbelievable at his big wide age

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Sitting here with my stepmom and aunt and they are like “You really don’t like men” and i’m like well yeah and they’re like “well just be a lesbian” and i’m like “DONT YOU THINK IVE TRIED I CANT STAY OFF THE FUCKIN STICK IM DOING MY BEST”

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

All i wanna do is eat caramelized onion pasta and read books and drink champagne but LIFE keeps presenting me with WARS and RESPONSIBILITIES and the ECONOMY and BILLS

[Moe Suttle @moesuttle]

This is why I keep on saying digital nomads are harmful to communities that they visit. Why tell the world about an underground in scene for queer people in a country that has anti-LGBTQI+ laws?

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

I got a #StrangerThings PR Box from Netflix 🥹

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Add in DV/IPV here as well. I asked a partner once what made him a “good man” because he kept parroting that sentiment and he said “I have never once hit you” UM BITCH OK YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO I JUST-

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

Knowing these niggas that’s probably literally exactly what happened😂

[Coolness941 @Coolness941]

We don’t. SHE does.

[Uncouth Rat @solodeauxleaux]

Glow up so good you would have never known she was terrorizing LA like Gotham City in the early 2000s

[aurora ;; fw: bells hells campaign @vampymunsons]

he’s scared of kissing men how is that gonna work

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Dr. Nobitches woke up PISSED this morning omg

[nefeli 𓇢𓆸 @dykelixie]

bitch we ain't forget

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

✨🫵🏾In light of the federal government shutdown, I am going to be giving away 3 free styles (large/medium knotless) for women who have been furloughed/disenfranchised. Please retweet/quote tweet/comment if you’re interested. Even if you’re not interested, please boost!

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

He does that thing I like but I’m NOT calling him his rap name in bed!!!

“Safe Space” on Tubi now!!!

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Not for nothing they tits do the lions share of heavy lifting for her look cause she dressed like a youth pastor here and she look like I drew her.

[Dan Sheehan @danpjsheehan]

“ISIS couldn't fill a double-A ballpark in Charleston, West Virginia, and you’re making a career out of ISIS ISIS ISIS” remains an all-timer line.

[woo woo woman @witti_indi]

Meanwhile the life of an only daughter looks like this

[alphasub @alphasubmissive]

As the only child to my mother

[rae @SPITEFEM]

I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

Well done Indonesia — and giant FUCK YOU to the fascists the IOC who have been trying to force Indonesia to host war criminals