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@laozhouhengmei 他是不是特自豪

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@cuichenghao 除了北鼻，另一个公共场所特别大嗓门的，应该是广东旅游团

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@cuichenghao 我在大连，大连人一般称东北人叫北逼，他们的行为包括但不限于饭店里吃饭大嗓门，电梯里大声打电话，小逼登在公寓楼里面打篮球、练跳远，家里面吵架操爹操妈摔摔打打，高空抛物，破坏楼道消防设施，一脚踹碎楼道墙面干挂瓷砖

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今日街上看见这个车，车主是什么脑子，不觉得尴尬吗

[到处乱跑的牢内_official @zhinarencs8964]

北极鲶鱼:你好

[Tibo @tibo_maker]

I've built and sold 2 saas for $8m. now I run a saas portfolio doing $1m mrr

churn has cost us more growth than anything else

so I made my team a list of 12 reasons users churn. sharing them here too:

1. you sold to bad-fit customers. that churn was booked the day they signed. write down the 3 traits your best accounts share and disqualify leads who miss them, even when you need the cash

2. onboarding never hits the aha moment fast enough. find the one action that predicts retention and rebuild onboarding so every new user does it in session one

3. failed payments cause 10-20% of churn and nobody's watching. add dunning emails, card-expiry reminders, and smart retries. it's the easiest churn you'll ever win back

4. silent churn. they went quiet months before cancelling. build a health score from logins and core-feature usage and get pinged the moment it drops

5. usage isn't value, results are. define the outcome each customer came for and measure whether they hit it, not whether they logged in

6. "budget" is never the real reason. it's the polite version of "I stopped seeing value." when someone leaves on price, dig one layer down and close the value gap

7. you watch net retention and ignore gross. expansion hides a leaking base for a year. if the retention curve never flattens, fix the product before you spend another dollar on ads

8. no expansion revenue, so normal churn drags you backward. add one upsell or usage-based lever that lets good accounts grow, not just renew

9. the product stopped evolving. their needs moved, yours didn't. talk to churned power users and ship against what they outgrew

10. cancelling is all or nothing, so they pick nothing. offer a pause, a downgrade, or a heavy discount, plus a prompt asking why. save who you can, learn from who you can't. read every cancellation reason weekly and then act on it

11. no win-back motion. nearly half of returning customers come back within 30 days. fire a sequence the week after they leave and lead with something they never saw, a new feature or workflow

12. shallow usage means zero switching cost. drive adoption of a 2nd and 3rd feature until you're wired into their weekly workflow. depth is the moat

hope it helps 🙏

[塩酒酢汁 @Kikyo4000]

东亚这一块是不是风水有问题

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@yifaer_chen 这是我雪球模拟盘，随便搞搞，为什么偏要玩中国股票，美股不是随便翻倍

[Tibo @thsottiaux]

If you aren't yet bold enough to install the Codex app, you can stay in the presence of your orange crab and point it at GPT 5.6 Sol. Takes 5 minutes. Kudos to Theo for explaining one of the ways to get this done.

Step 1: Install CLIProxyAPI
Step 2: Connect
Step 3: Define following alias and enjoy claudex

```
alias claudex='CLAUDE_CODE_SUBAGENT_MODEL=gpt-5.6-sol \
CLAUDE_CODE_ALWAYS_ENABLE_EFFORT=1 \
CLAUDE_CODE_MAX_TOOL_USE_CONCURRENCY=3 \
ENABLE_TOOL_SEARCH=false \
claude --model gpt-5.6-sol'
```

If this gets blocked, I owe you a reset.

[Finding🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Finding8964]

你们猜一猜，这张照片今年会再次出现吗？

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@chenpapro 在国内保持最低消费就好了，200 刀每月的 codex 说充就充，国内信用卡降到原先的三分之一，能不买的就不买了，这样足够他颤抖了

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@SagerRgyalpo 陈胜吴广是不是就是从散帅变成集帅的？

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@tanatana5252 八嘎，日本女人赛高

[Nature Proved Scary As Hell @RawNatureClip]

The piglets were fighting, and their mom just couldn't stand it anymore,so she handed one over to her best friend to raise! 😂

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Don't harm opossums! They’re harmless and actually really useful. They keep pests in check (eating ticks, roaches, rats, and scorpions), clean up dead animals, and help spread seeds. Basically, they’re nature’s cleanup crew

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

Illegal immigrants 11 seconds after sneaking into a white country and jumping onto taxpayer welfare

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@cuichenghao 用你吃过野鸡巴的嘴说这些，倒也蛮合适