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✨I have to be an adult and I hate it✨

[Z$ @alphazaida_]

@egannwyda Wow the time is now.

[Z$ @alphazaida_]

@ih8Tiffany Without a doubt (but buckwild was a close second)

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

that probly feels so good if ur a vegetable

[lauren @laurenashastro]

“not a girls girl” omggggggg just call her a bitch and grow up

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”

“But we can open the box,” said Toad.

“That is true,” said Frog.

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

I truly believe that one day the role of Abby Lee Miller will win someone an Oscar

[Nate Soup @MayorWheat]

waking up with a hangover like ugh what was IN that beer and cocktail and hard seltzer and cigarette and shot and and joint and other beer

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

when “this kiss” starts playing in practical magic i could run through a brick wall

[cybr amir @cybramir]

me on october 1st

[i like food @messedupfoods]

body of christ soup

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

when a bird is fat ….. like a FAT round little guy…… oh god, I’m over the moon about that

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

i cant wait to make my small zit less noticeable by digging a large and horrific wound into my face

[Z$ @alphazaida_]

@vrbo customer service is such a joke. I was checking on a case number and they just put me on hold until it hung up

[Emily Faye @mlefaye]

The soda machine at amc was completely out of Diet Coke on Barbie opening night women are so powerful

[Z$ @alphazaida_]

But first Thai food wit my boo

[Z$ @alphazaida_]

I truly am the Queen of taking on more stress lol. Balancing two full time jobs, jury duty, and starting a new diet all the day I’m back from vacation 🤪

[Z$ @alphazaida_]

I truly am the Queen of taking on more stress lol. Balancing two full time jobs, jury duty, and starting a new diet all the day I’m back from vacation 🤪

[James @CaucasianJames]

bet u haven’t enjoyed a waffle cone since u posted this. bet a banana split hasn’t even crossed ur mind. don’t come on this app and lie

[meg succession text posts @successtextpost]

when i add a little pasta water to the sauce

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

“Can’t wait for summer so I can wear nice fits”

The fits: