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[alph @alphcitrus]

HOW TO PIN SOMEONE ELSES TWEET (ASKING FOR FRIEND)

[Gerard Way @gerardway]

What is a "piss lord"

[j @flarnskt]

I think if we rode through the whole desert together I would give the horse a fucking name

[َ @serbastien]

*finds the clit*
ehhh guys…you might wanna come see this

[alph @alphcitrus]

just gave feedback on a games playtest

[Natalie from Internet @NataliiSpeaks]

Congratulations on James Tallarico, the first American to work on Sonic the Hedgehog, being elected to the United States Senate!

I hope your mother is very proud.

[alph @alphcitrus]

@kzzrttt theyre doing this to him as we speak

[Averroes 🍁 @averroesreborn]

God i wish joe Biden were alive to see this

[Nein @neincubed]

They’re called The Founding Mothers now

[not wint @drilhistorian]

are you kidding me

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

they’re making captain crunch latino because dei

[puter @modelocigarette]

fantastic faps and where to find them

[Badda Boom @BaddaBoom9]

We givin Mount Rushmore BBLs tomorrow morning

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

To quote George Washington: “I’m blue da bu dee da bu dai”

[Graham @grahamyammering]

CNN is now saying the national anthem has been changed to a reggaeton cover of Pink Pony Club.

[graveyard smash @oldlinds]

if you’re in line to give Jd Vance a swirlie in the gender neutral bathroom stay in line

[߷ 𝖗𝖔𝖇𝖎𝖓߷ @robinconline]

Five Guys is now Five Folx

[grim 🇮🇩🏳️‍⚧️🐦‍⬛ @beelzeboobys]

i met mitch mcconnell, shes black

[‹ JOHNNY / BOY › @ManicMostLikely]

Tonight was for her.

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Turn the Trump Ballroom into a Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar

[nuniᯓ★🚯| curly cosplayer @nunii_cos]

something something gay halloween