Alphileia

[Alphileia @alphileia]

I want anothhherrrrr I can't just have 1 this is hell

[Alphileia @alphileia]

Someone who is 28 just posted 'follow for follow' boy it should be 'obituary for obituary' its over

[Alphileia @alphileia]

"hey _____, hows it going?" "not good, did you see that eyesore is still there??"

[Alphileia @alphileia]

random somewhat beat up coach appeared in the work hallway last week- my coworker has complained about it EVERY SINGLE DAY??? what is her beef with this sofa

[Alphileia @alphileia]

everytime a man tells me I remind them of Ramona flowers an angel dies

[Alphileia @alphileia]

Just ate lettuce from taco bell I never gave a fuck

[Alphileia @alphileia]

If stalking is a crime lock me up

[Alphileia @alphileia]

just saw someone at an apartment having a garage sale- yea ok

[Alphileia @alphileia]

can't find it but everytime its hot outside I think of that tweet "its so hot outside I hate men"

[JON☆H @thxnemesis]

cigarettes don't even get you high, like they're literally just for cancer

[mogul @sramzzad]

the older I get, the fucker the no

[Alphileia @alphileia]

wait im lowkey giving bullet

[Alphileia @alphileia]

can't believe big Nutella convinced us we could just eat a chocolate sandwich for lunch

[Alphileia @alphileia]

so cute when soccer players get zoomies after a goal

[Alphileia @alphileia]

opening my twitter in public I never gave a fuck

[Alphileia @alphileia]

"your place is so organized!" Thanks so much just dont look at the tuberware shelf

[Alphileia @alphileia]

Sometimes when my friends hangout with me I feel like the old dog that's about to be put down

[Alphileia @alphileia]

maybe that means my car is just totally cooked

[Alphileia @alphileia]

texted my dad a long message about my cars issues and he just responds "😔" ???? IM ASKING YOU WHAT TO DO???