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Dentist, only for the tax ride-off on elephant rifles

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A lug-nut sized shit

[SpongeBob poopy pants @Bernieson123]

@WhosMisery @augustinlendy Dang bro I just came out of rehab

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Mask but no condom

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Eating ass with no filling

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Seems pretty selfish how many people just happen to have birthdays on on the day as the queens death

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I wonder often what it would feel like to walk down the street dressed in a costume shop police outfit and feel what love and respect may come my way. I would also keep a fake gun in my back pocket for others to take out and examine, my badge would be big and made of chocolate

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Wonder whats in the note from the first guy to kill himself with a mini gun

[~prester pop~ @exMalwa]

Partying with Macron lads later

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Imagine Waiting for the purge to say the n-word through a megaphone

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@ASliceofTrent @morganisawizard Trent, what’s a super follower, let me know. Fan of the show btw

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A guy about to bust but he yells it like he’s late to dinner

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Lying face down and taking a shit

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@n0telt0nj0hn Smells like shit, you told me

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fucking puss so hairy you believe your gay

[Brad Grahl @GrahlBrad]

@raptalksk

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Where’s the fancy castles in Palestine, seriously, deceptive ass name for a country that doesn’t even with a monarch, shout-out Israel on being first to call it like they see it over there

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You should be able to rev a vacuum so it zooms when you completely squeeze the trigger

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Fuck-king