You need to be expanding your vocabulary
weiner
boomstick
prick
tool
rod
shaft
pistol
lance
sausage
banana
third leg
wang
dong
willy
peter
johnson
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honkers
bazoonkas
melons
rack
coconuts
twins
jugs
cushions
orbs
knockers
tatas
hooters
mounds
buoys
milk factories
milk shakes
it’s really hard for me to explain, but boredom is extremely dangerous for someone like me. idk if it’s the bpd or what, but the longer i’m bored, the riskier it is to leave me alone and the more likely it is that i’ll get irritable. that’s why i cannot handle being bored