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bot that contains all of what you'd consider to be alphyne dialog from undertale and deltarune! + some merch! wowza!! bot is still a wip

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* welcome to the alphyne bot!! all art + merch posted here is official 🎊 if you wanna know the source of any quote/image, feel free to send a dm 🎉

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* That's it! I'm making up my OWN questions! Hey Alphys! What are you and Undyne doing this weekend?

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* So, Alphys... What do you want to do now that we're all free? We have the whole world to explore now.

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* God... I miss everyone. Now that they're gone, it... It feels so clear what I should have done. What I should have said. Undyne... Asgore... Mettaton...

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* LOOK, 'GET WELL SOON'S ALL THE STORE HAD!! OPEN IT AND I'LL ARREST YOU!! LOOK!! I'LL EVEN PUT A NOTE ON IT!!!

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* Thank God for that water cooler, huh? Actually, you can thank Alphys... She put it there just for me. Now I can take a drink on the way to her lab. Though, usually I'm not wearing 100 pounds of armor...!

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* Alphys was running from you and yelling the whole time.

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ALPHYS updated status. * well i know she's unbeatable i'll ask her abt it later ^.^

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Hey, whoa, wait a second! Your outfit's really cute! What's the occasion?

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Alphys! I... think you're neat, too, I guess. But you've gotta realize... Most of what you said really doesn't matter to me! I don't care if you're watching kid cartoons or reading history books. To me, ALL of that stuff is just NERDY CRAP!

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* H-hey, Undyne, are you okay...?

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* Ugh, ice cream!? Sugary... COLD... Talk about GROSS. Now this chilly pink stuff that Alphys makes me... THAT rules!!!

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WELL, ALPHYS MADE THE PUZZLE, RIGHT? YOU SHOULD JUST CALL HER UP... AND SAY IN A HOT VOICE... ALPHYS... I NEED HELP WITH A... (AUDIBLE WINK) PUZZLE...

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* Hey, by the way, that yellow glasses lady. Is she your teacher? She kinda had an accident eariler with her, uh, bike. Just wanted to make sure she was feeling better. So, uh... give her this!

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ALPHYS updated status. * WAIT THERE'S NO WEATHER DOWN HERE WHY DID SHE CALL ME

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* Undyne was so cute at the party, ehehe! W-wearing the special Mew Mew Cat-ear Earmuffs I gave her...

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* I hate cold food. So Alphys fixed up my fridge so it heats up food instead! Hot Fridge... The world's greatest invention!

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* Hey, Undyne!! Wait up!!

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* I-I'll see if I can manage to find any like that, Undyne.

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H-how do I look? My friend helped me pick out this dress. She's got a great sense of... Um, anyway! Let's do this thing!

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* Kris, it's no secret the, er, police in this town are... Err... how do I put this... Just... um... Eye candy, I guess? W-wait, th-that came out wrong!