The Great

Comedy Magic for any Occassion ! As Seen on TV ! Member of The Magic Circle .

[The Great @alprendo]

@ReformUKSam Are they going to teach Racism in Essex Send schools you fucking muppet !

[Will Calverley 🇬🇧 @WillCalverleyUK]

@ReformUKSam

[The Great @alprendo]

@ReformUKSam All it shows is Reform can not govern only campaign!

[The Great @alprendo]

@ReformUKSam Wasting money !

[The Great @alprendo]

Quite incredible to believe I invented a trick that predicted Harry Kane and Messi would meet and one would be booked and one would be sent off !
It couldn’t happen could it !
Still available to buy via Propdog#TheRestIsFootball
#goalhanger #BBC #itv #GBNews #channel5 #octopustv

[The Great @alprendo]

If any media outlets want to cover the way a magician from Essex predicted Kane and Messi would meet one would be booked and one sent off !
He then released his trick via @PropDogMagic

https://t.co/FzU1fpfJOM

[The Great @alprendo]

https://t.co/FzU1fpfJOM

[The Great @alprendo]

@ReformUKSam But cancelling armed forces parade ?

[The Great @alprendo]

Snowflake @ReformUKSam cancelled forces day in Basildon.

[The Great @alprendo]

So @ReformUKSam was not in Basildon or Essex this weekend.
He was in Manchester hiding from his responsibilities.
Apparently all the Schools in Essex are ok ?

[The Great @alprendo]

@TalkTV @petercardwell what would the reaction be if Putin said the exact words JD Vance had said ?
Bad policing happens in all countries unfortunately . But if a US politician is pointing at the UK it could be to cover up what’s going in the USA and the Iran war .

[The Great @alprendo]

@ReformUKSam @vicgoddard Dear @reformparty_uk has this man going round schools got a enhanced DBS check ?

[The Great @alprendo]

@ReformUKSam @reformparty_uk How about the other schools??

[The Great @alprendo]

@TalkTV One of the big reasons of youth is is the high street jobs there used to be are not there .
Never seen a job advert for a vape shop or a Turkish Barber !

[The Great @alprendo]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[The Great @alprendo]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[The Great @alprendo]

@ReformUKSam @reformparty_uk Fuck me Ronald McDonald has gone down hill

[The Great @alprendo]

@LBC There is an Event at London called The FA Cup why is the March getting all this couvage, when the biggest culture event in my lifetime getting none ?

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@MHMMediaGroup #MHMSPURS For Gary we was at the game when John Fashunu did that awful challenge did he every apologise .

Is there gonna be another single from Hoddle and waddle ? The coach up to Villa for played Diamond lights on repeat for the whole journey to Watford semi fina

[The Great @alprendo]

@MichelleDewbs @GBNEWS All of Sir Keir appointments are a bit strange , David Lammy Racheal Reeves but you could have phoned anyone in The UK and they would tell you not Mandelson!